QwErTy: The Awakening

QwErTy: The Awakening

The evil lord, Qwerty awakens from an "eternal" sleep. He hopes to destroy the world as we know it. Young boy, Raven hopes to stop him... This is a COMEDY! (Any age preferably 9 and up)

published on July 09, 2014not completed

The Band | Chapter 2

The Band | Chapter 2 MISSILE'S POV

"My Lord, the storm is brewing over the entire world." I informed my master, Qwerty. "Perfect. Missile, I'm craving avocado." He moaned. "I'll bring a platter right away." I stressed. I rushed into the kitchen and smushed 2 avocados, just the was master likes them. I rushed back and knelt at his throne. He swooped up the platter and began eating. "Play some music!" Qwerty demanded to his personal band. "YES SIR!" They all exclaimed. Weberto started strumming his electric guitar. Yeer smashed on the drum set and Boopert picked up the microphone.

Lead singer:
WHO IS AS EVIL LIKE A RAT
Backup Singers:
LORD QWERTY IS
Lead:
WHO LOVES TO EAT BIG BASEBALL BATS?!
Backup Singers:
LORD QWERTY DOES!
All:
LORD, LORD, QWERTY
LORD, LORD, QWERTY
(Guitar solo)
Lead:
HE EATS AVOCADO ALL DAY LONG
Backup singers:
YES!
Rapper:
(Hops onto stage)
Lord qwerty is so utterly EVIL
He's eats avocado like a mutant WEASEL
He punches his servants with giant STRENGTH
His pet ant's name is WRENTCH
He wants to destroy the WORLD
His powers will UNFURL
With all his strength he HURLS
Lead :
HE IS SO AWESOME
(Backup singers in the background:
Boop dooroop boop dooroop
Drummer:
(Drum solo)

"FANTASTIC!" Lord Qwerty beamed. Everyone applauded wildly.

NEXT CHAPTER: THE UN-NATURAL STORM
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on August 01, 2014
Can't wait for the next chapter
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on July 10, 2014
Haha!! I <3 the band!
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on July 09, 2014
Freakin' EPIC! Write more
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on July 09, 2014
Write more! Funny so far
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on July 09, 2014