Ask Fruits Basket!

Intro~

Tohru: Hi! I'm Tohru Honda! Welcome!

Shigure: Tohru! *looks at you* My, my. What a cute high-school girl...

Yuki:*whacks him with this morning's newspaper* Don't be so vulgar...

Hanajima: I want to eat takoyaki...

Arisa: Not now!!!

Momiji: I wonder what we'll be asked! XD I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!

Kyo: *gives Momiji a long noogie* I swear! Everything that comes out of your mouth is always something I don't like!

Momiji: DX Waaaaaah! Kyo's hitting me! Waaaaaaah!

Tohru: Kyo, please stop!

Kyo: *stops*

Ayame: *barges in with Hatori* My, my! Such a gathering and no one invited me?

Yuki and Kyo: (Great. The pain in the butt is here...)

Tohru: Erm...Anyways! You can ask the characters-

either from the manga

OR

the anime

Kisa: ...

Hiro: Kisa? Do you want to say anything?

Kisa: No...

Hatsuharu: Such young love...

Hiro: Oh so you think just because we're friends, we're automatically lovers? You think that-

Kisa: Hiro!...It's okay...

Hiro: Yeah, I get it...

Momiji: ?Hiro's got the hots this morning! He's got the hots!?

Hiro: Shut up, you damn rabbit!!!

Akito: (Such idiocy...)

Shigure: Tohru! I think it's a good time to say goodbye now!

Tohru: Oh right! Please ask away in the comments below! We would also appreciate dares, too! We should get going soon, so bye!

Everyone: Sayōnara!