The Fandom Wars

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        The Doctor clapped and stepped forward. "Well, why don't we all lower our weapons, sit down on the comfy-looking couches and have a little chat so that we know what's going on here?" He said.
        Everyone stared at him. A few raised their weapons.
        "Woah! No need for those." The Doctor said straightening his bowtie.
        Amy Pond stepped forward. "Listen to him, if anyone can figure this out it's him."
        The pale, raven-haired boy smirked. He was instantly elbowed in the side by his companion.
        The Doctor walked up to the boy and observed him.
        "I do request that you stay away from me, lest your aloof aura slightly affect me." The raven-haired boy said, clearly not taken back by The Doctor's actions.
        "Hmph." The Doctor said and strode away.
        Still, every one was staring at each other.
        "I'll get Hera if she's behind this." Said the girl with wavy, blond hair. "I'll ring her neck."
        The girl with the frizzy brown hair put her hands to her head, muttering "Think, come on, think."
        The blond girl and the muscular boy started talking quickly. All The Doctor heard was "Shoot them" and "It's the middle of the initiation, we have to get back quick."
        The girl with the bow bit her lip.
        The tiny woman raised her hand to her helmet.
        All the boys (that weren't mentioned) just glared at each other.
        The Doctor sighed and sat down on one of the white couches. He looked up and patted beside him for Amy to join. She did.
        "Well?" The Doctor said, gesturing with his hands for others to join him.
        Slowly, people began to file on to the couches. In order clockwise starting from the Doctor and Amy's couch, here are the order of how everyone was sitting. The Doctor and Amy, the girl with the bow (and the boy), the raven haired boy (and the tiny woman), the boy with the sword (and the girl with the dagger), the couple with guns and the girl with frizzy hair (and the boy with the scar).
        "So! Why don'y we start with introductions?" The Doctor asked.
        "I'm the Doctor, and this is Amy Pond, my companion." The Doctor said. He looked around. There was silence for a moment.
        "I am Artemis Fowl II, and this is Captain Holly Short of LEP." The raven haired boy said. His friend seemed sort of surprised when he spoke.
        The boy from the couple with guns leaned for ward and said "I'm Four, this is Tris Prior. Do you know what is going on?"
        The Doctor beamed at him. "Not at all!" He said cheerfully.
        The frizzy haired girl cleared her throat a bit "I'm Hermione Granger, this is Harry Potter. We just finished our third year at Hogwarts. Is your name really 'The Doctor' ?" she asked.
        "Yes, my name is the Doctor." Said the Doctor acting a bit formal.
        "I'm Katniss Everdeen. This is Peta Mellark." The girl with the bow said.
        Finally, the boy with the sword said "I'm Percy Jackson. This is Annabeth Chase. What the hell is going on?"
        The Doctor turned towards him. "As I wa—"
        The Doctor stopped in mid sentence. Hidden speakers clear, realizing a wave of static.
        "I suppose you're all wondering why you're here, right?" The voice said. "Well, I suppose it's time for an explanation."