AlliceTeea and My Conversations! Part 2!

Chapter Depression

Northern_Narnia to Southern_Narnia
If I weigh 99 pounds
and I eat 1 pound of nachos
Does that mean that I'm 1% nachos?

Southern Narnia: No, you need to use proper Mexican math to figure it out

Northern Narnia: You're a Mexican though

Southern Narnia: You weigh 99 pounds so multiply that by 7 because that's the number of letters in Mexican

Southern Narnia: So then you take that number and set it aside

Northern Narnia: That's 693

Northern Narnia: *pushes the number aside*

Southern Narnia: Then you take the 1 pound of nachos times 7 and get 7

Northern Narnia: Okay So I'm 7% nachos?

Southern Narnia: But then you multiply it by three because that's the number of colours on the Mexican flag

Northern Narnia: Okay 21

Northern Narnia: I'm 21% nachos?

Southern Narnia: Then you divide 693 by 21

Northern Narnia: 33 I'm 33% nachos?

Southern Narnia: You're 33 percent retard

Southern Narnia: Now anyways continuing the math

Southern Narnia: You take 33 and add 25. Because Mexican Independence day is September 16. 9+16=25

Northern Narnia: 58 ...I'm 58% nachos

Southern Narnia: No, I will tell you when we're done. You take 1943 (the year nachos were invented) and divide it by 58

Northern Narnia: 33.5

Southern Narnia: Then you divide that by 7 and round up

Southern Narnia: You use seven because the inventor of nachos has seven letters in their first name

Northern Narnia: Okay and the answer is 5

Southern Narnia: You are 5% nachos mi amigo

Northern Narnia: WHOA