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Welcome!

Me: Hello everyone!

Slendy: Who are you even talking to?

Me: The video camera!

Slendy: Oh ok.(I don't get technology these days)...

Me: *looks behind me to see if everyone is here* *realizes Jeff is gone and looks at Jane* Where's Jeff?

Jane: How should I know? I can't really kill him under your roof...*turns evil for a second* but I can ALMOST kill him considering-

Me: *grabs both of Jane's shoulders and shakes her* NO. *gets sunglasses* DEAL WITH IT.

Masky and Hoody: Master, can we eat some cheesecake while waiting?

Ticci Toby: Yeah! Since the psycho isn't here yet, we might as well eat.

Jeff opens the closet door and comes out.

Jeff: Who the [censored] are you calling psycho?

Jane: Well obviously YOU, doofus.

Jeff: *takes out knife* Okay, that does it-

Me:*gets between them* Literally, Smile Dog and Grin Cat get along better than you two.

Jane: *mumbles* Can't help but act like this around this scumbag...

Me: Anyways,where were you? Didn't you get the memo specifically saying to come here?

Jeff: Oh. Sorry. Mistaken it as a note from Jane to kill myself.

Me: Anyways-

BEN and Lost Silver: Can we play our games now?

Me: Not yet! Anyways, you can ask them any question or dare to

Slendy
BEN
Lost Silver
Jeff the Killer
Jane the Killer
Ticci Toby
Masky
Hoody
Smile Dog
and Grin Cat for now.

Grin Cat: Why am I last?

Me: ...

Grin Cat: Well, I'm waiting!

Me: Ummm...Well...(Slendy, help me!)

Slendy: Grin Cat, what she means to say is that someone has to be last and you were the last one she has met so far(Sophie, even I don't know how to explain this properly!)

Grin Cat: I kind of get it...

Me and Slendy: O.O oh, really?

Grin Cat: Yes. Next time, make Smile Dog last.

Smile Dog: Oh is that an insult?

Me: Great. Another fight...

Grin Cat: Yes it was, you smelly dog.

Smile Dog: For your information, at least I don't bathe myself in my own spit.

Grin Cat: True. But at least I don't smell.

Me: STOP IT!

*everyone is looking at me*

Me: (kind of ironic that I'm only a 13 year old and I'm yelling at a couple of adults) Gosh. For now, say goodbye everyone!

Everyone: GO TO SLEEP!

~After that~

Me:(that seriously is going to haunt my dreams)

Jeff:*points the knife at me* Do want to go to sleep for real now?

Me: JANE!!!

Jeff: Okay! Okay! Fine!*grabs me inside the closet* Just shhh!

Jane: Sophie? Did you call me?*just realizing after 10 seconds* I guess I was imagining...

Both of us come out of the closet.

Jeff: That was close...

Me: Never do that again...

Jeff: *points the knife at me again* W-

Jeff is interrupted by the sound of knocking on the door.

Me: Great.(No doubt this will be a creepypasta). Well, see you next time!