Gilbert's POV-Day 1
HAllo! It is I, zhe AWESOME Prussia. I am now in a war some people on zhe internet started. Und I have bruder West, Hungary, and Austria on mein side! I will surely win! Zhat office dude and his people do not stand and chance! There's also zhis kid who looks like Hitler from some place called Camp Campbell who is willing to assist. Don't know much about him.Anyvays, earlier I went to zhat office in America Pennsylvania to give zhem an note. Haha, bet zhey can't read German! Und Google Translate is a bitch!
Gilbird is collecting his chick friends to assist us, and me and Elizabeta, Ludvig, und Roderich have formed an alliance! We've got zhe frying pans, small yellow birds, beer, pianos, und Awesomeness to WIN zhis!
"Don't do anyzhing stupid, Gilbert," says mein bruder, Ludwig. Elizabeta appears behind him. "Ja. But just in case, I have my frying pans ready! Und Austria is also preparing his piano and anger!" I have such great allies. Feliciano came running in. "Germany! Germany! Can I-a help? I'll-a make lots-a pasta! And I -a can make-a white flags too!" He shouted. Germany couldn't say no. So now Italy is on our side. Not much help, but hooray.
I stepped onto a chair and raised mein beer. "Okay! Time for awesome pep talk! I am awesome, ve are awesome! Ve vill vin! For zhe AWESOME name of PRUSSIA! KESESESE!"
Everyone cheered except for Austria. He's such a prick. But he vill help me win.
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Italy was making pasta in the distance while doing a spider dance. Ludwig watched from afar with Gilbert. "I find zhat hard to believe..."
Gilbert: uhm...I...don't know?
Ludwig: It is Depending on zhe situation. We have meetings at different places, like zhe next meeting vill be at my house. In Germany.
Pam: just one question. If you guys are all the personifications of countries, then where does Hetalia take place?
KIKI:YAS
Akane: support bro.
Akari: *snores*