Zhe Awesome War- The German Side

The AWESOME war between The Office and Hetalia. Told by the Germans. Get ready for The Office-Hetalia War of 2018! Kesesese!

published on October 07, 2018not completed

Gilbert's POV-Day 1

HAllo! It is I, zhe AWESOME Prussia. I am now in a war some people on zhe internet started. Und I have bruder West, Hungary, and Austria on mein side! I will surely win! Zhat office dude and his people do not stand and chance! There's also zhis kid who looks like Hitler from some place called Camp Campbell who is willing to assist. Don't know much about him.


Anyvays, earlier I went to zhat office in America Pennsylvania to give zhem an note. Haha, bet zhey can't read German! Und Google Translate is a bitch!

Gilbird is collecting his chick friends to assist us, and me and Elizabeta, Ludvig, und Roderich have formed an alliance! We've got zhe frying pans, small yellow birds, beer, pianos, und Awesomeness to WIN zhis!

"Don't do anyzhing stupid, Gilbert," says mein bruder, Ludwig. Elizabeta appears behind him. "Ja. But just in case, I have my frying pans ready! Und Austria is also preparing his piano and anger!" I have such great allies. Feliciano came running in. "Germany! Germany! Can I-a help? I'll-a make lots-a pasta! And I -a can make-a white flags too!" He shouted. Germany couldn't say no. So now Italy is on our side. Not much help, but hooray.

I stepped onto a chair and raised mein beer. "Okay! Time for awesome pep talk! I am awesome, ve are awesome! Ve vill vin! For zhe AWESOME name of PRUSSIA! KESESESE!"

Everyone cheered except for Austria. He's such a prick. But he vill help me win.
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It’s been a month, and“And his people” in chapter 1 still makes DMPC look like mafia.
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"Hey! Italy und Romano used to be mafia gangsters! Zhe Italian mafia, you know. Like Zhe Godfather!" Gilbert said.
Italy was making pasta in the distance while doing a spider dance. Ludwig watched from afar with Gilbert. "I find zhat hard to believe..."
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(Srry really late reply)
Gilbert: uhm...I...don't know?
Ludwig: It is Depending on zhe situation. We have meetings at different places, like zhe next meeting vill be at my house. In Germany.
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on December 12, 2018
Jim: Oh wow.
Pam: just one question. If you guys are all the personifications of countries, then where does Hetalia take place?
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on November 27, 2018
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on November 26, 2018
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on November 25, 2018
Me:YESSSSSSS
KIKI:YAS
Akane: support bro.
Akari: *snores*
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on October 07, 2018
Phyllis: Oh boy. I took German in high school and was the top of my class. We read that there note. Us vs the puny little squad you’ll lose in 10 minutes. Bring it on.
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Gilbert and his team step up. "Gilbert, good news. Kiku has now joined us," Ludwig said. Kiku appeared with his katana and a stack of manga. "Herro, Girbert-san. I wirr do my best to assist you in your battle." Gilbert grinned. Another ally. He faced Phyllis. "Vell congrats on jour German skills. Du wirst verlieren, Narren!"
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Phyllis: Oh we are not gonna lose. Stop assuming things, Assumption guy. And can a stack of manga really hurt someone? Like seriously?
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