Sonic oc and regular character parodies.

I'll make a man out of you. (belongs to Mulan.)

Dj: Lets get down to business to defeat the huns. Did they send me daughters? When I asked for sons. Your the saddest bunch I've ever met but you can bet before where through. Mister I'll make a man out of you. Tranquil as a forest but a fire within. Once you find your center you are sure to win. Your a spineless pale pathetic lot, and you haven't got a clue. Somehow I'll make a man out of you.
Cameron: I'm never gonna catch my breathe.
Dylan: Say goodbye to those who knew me.
Brandon: Boy was I fool in school for cutting GYM.
Jesus: This guys' got em scared to death.
Allie: Hope he doesn't see right through me.
Brandon: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim.
Dj: You must be swift as a coursing river. With all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire mysterious as the dark side of the moon. Time is racing towards us till the huns arize. Heed my every order and you might survive. Your unsuited for the rage of war so pack up, go home your through. How could I make a man out of you? You must be swift as a coursing river. With all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire mysterious as the dark side of the moon!