Sonic oc and regular character parodies.

Winter's Fu**ed Up (Belongs to Animated James)

Aj: I don't mind a little cold weather, snow, or ice.
Allie: But when it becomes too intense, it isn't very nice!
Alexis: at first the snow is beautiful, it's fluffy, white, and rich.
Aj: but when I have somewhere to go, it's such a f*cking b*tch. All I want to do is walk on over to the store, but now there's all this snow and ice, that wasn't there before. I cannot walk 10ft without falling on my @$$, I must be honest and I'm sorry, if this is kinda ***ss...
Three: winter's fu**ed up, winter's fu**ed up!
Aj: The snow is too fu*king thick!
Three: winter's fu**ed up, winter's fu**ed up!
Aj: no one enjoys being sick, winter can suck my d**k!
Allie: I don't understand why I must make the weather suck, something to do with harmony, honestly I don't give a f*ck. Flying is way better then walking on the ground, but when I fly I am repeatedly snowbound.
Three: winter's fu**ed up, winter's fu**ed up!
Allie: 38 degrees below zero.
Three: winter's fu**ed up, winter's fu**ed up!
Allie: The sidewalks always narrow.
Three: winter's fu**ed up, winter's fu**ed up!
Allie: outside keep your mouth closed, cause winter f*cking blows!
Alexis: now I have to wear like 7 layers of clothing, these coats are collapsing my lungs, and yet I'm still singing. I can barely see anything through all the wind and snow, I'm almost killed by falling icicles! Mother nature is a-
Three: Homocidal ho*! winter's fu**ed up, winter's fu**ed up!
Alexis: I dunno why others like it.
Three: winter's fu**ed up, winter's fu**ed up!
Alexis: Holidays are benefit.
Three: winter's fu**ed up, winter's fu**ed up!
Alexis: but once they're over it, becomes a load of sh*t!
Allie: And sure fillies and colts might get one snow day, but then they have to make up all their homework anyway.
Alexis: And snowball fights are kinda fun unless you are a nerd. This song should apply to you even if you haven't joined the herd!
Three: winter's fu**ed up, winter's fu**ed up!
Aj: The rooftops start caving in.
Three: winter's fu**ed up, winter's fu**ed up!
Alexis: weather like this should be a sin.
Three: winter's fu**ed up, winter's fu**ed up!
Allie: Can't wait for skin to begin, frostbite f*cked up my skin!
Aj: The other seasons have problems, summers hot as balls but at least I can walk around and not constantly fall.
Alexis: speaking of which autumn is fine, despite the leaves dying, and spring has rain but makes up for it will rainbows, flowers-
Aj: And other gay stuff!
Three: winter's fu**ed up, winter's fu**ed up!
Aj: Can traffic please move faster?!
Allie: Californians are lucky b*stards!
Three: winter's fu**ed up, winter's fu**ed up!
Allie: How long will this b*tch last?
Aj: I hope this sh*t melts fast.
Alexis: F*ck winter in the @$$!