A random story because i was bored

Idk :D

One day on a planet called Sleepingdog  a girl named Headbands bought a  new phone. She ate the phone, but then realized it was a  butt dial. She went home and saw her brother  Monopoly in the tree murdering birds. She then realized that those weren't ordinary birds, they were her mother. She yelled, "MONOPOLY STOP YOUR MAKING ONIONS!" Her brother stopped and jumped down from the tree. Just then Headbands pooped out the phone and called the cops, yelling "Bye!" and then she buried the phone.

The cops came and tried to catch monopoly. To there suprise, he picked up a  boat and threw it on the house and yelled, "HOP INTO THE COCK BOAT PLS!" 8====D then a  meteor came down and everybody died. The next day, the planet Playingcat ran into the planet Sleepingdog. Everybody came back to life and then....  monopoly found  a melted chocolate bar on the road. He put chicken and  watermelon on it and then....... OBAMA WAS BORN! Then he turned into snoop dawg, and monopoly turned into weed. *Two days later* R.i.p monopoly. Headbands woke up and fed the llama. She walked all the way to germany and got accepted into Klub Ice, but somehow left and went to a  certain swamp... Headbands fell asleep and then woke up to see  a ogre. The ogre cloned its self and they started yelling, "ONIONS HAVE LAYERS!" "THIS IS MY SWAMP!" "LOVE AND LIFE! LOVE AND LIFE!" She kicked one in the eye and got married to Scott cawthon. But then it turned out scott was the purple guy and he killed headbands and stuffed her into a  suit. Taylor swift was born.