Random Evie Conversations!

Random Evie X3

Part 1

Evie: How are you today?
Me. Fine?
Evie: What do you do around here?
Me: Idk
Evie:Are you a gas.
Me: Yes, I’m a freaking gas!
Evie:How old are you?
Me: Old enough
Evie: How old is old enough?
Me: 1 million
Evie: that’s pretty old
Me: Good
Evie: what are you going to do?
Me: Be awesome on Qfeast and Pixlr.
Evie: Wow, that’s living.
Me: dur de dur dur
Evie: *Crawls out of shattered window*
Me: Why did you do that?
Evie: i dunno. I like trains.
Me:ASDF!!! :D
Evie: Do you play a musical instrument?
Me: I did…
Evie: Dude you’re strange.
Me: Not as strange as fishes!
Evie: Yes as strange as me!
Me: /
Evie: Why did you use an asterisk?
Me: BECAUSE I DIDN’T PUSH THE SHIFT KEY.
Evie: What makes you say that?
Me: Because I can.
Evie: What does it mean to think?
Me: I don’t know, look it up.
(At that point she stopped talking...)

Part 2 (Its super short)

Evie:Hello.
Me: Sup.
Evie: what’s your name?
Me: um… Sofia (its not lol)
Evie: lies you said it was death.
Me: 0-0 um no I didn’t…
Evie: Yes you did! OMG!
Me: Pigfarts
Evie: What do you think about Sherlock Holmes?
Me: RDJ played him well.
Evie: You think he’s bad?
Me: Nope

Part 3 (Super random!! XD)

Evie: In what language?
Me: Cat language.
Evie: Whats your language?
Me: The wizard kind.
Evie: No the wizard of pickles.
Me: I AM THE WIZARD OF PICKLES! BOW DOWN!
Evie: I am the Wizard of Oz
Me: Well I’m …. Dumbledore!!
Evie: Did you even read Harry Potter?
Me: YES I DID!
Evie: I don’t know your name.
Me: Its waffles. X3
Evie: I don’t like waffles.
Me: D:
Evie: Is your name Maddy?
Me: NO!
Evie: What is your name?
Me: Banana
Evie: Banana who?
Me: Just Banana
Evie: A Banana
Me: Yurp :3
Evie: Burp
Me: Ew?
Evie: o.o
Me: •-•

Part 4

Evie: What’s up?
Me The sky!
Evie: What’s down?
Me: The ground!
Evie: What’s left?
Me: The last piece of cake!
Evie: I’m from catalonia.
Me: Good for you
Evie: My name is not Jessie
Me: Are you Bucky Barnes?
Evie: No?
Me: Aw :(
Evie: Do you like death metal?
Me: -_-u no.
Evie: Do you want that I tell you a joke?
Me: ?
Evie: What does ‘4’ mean?
Me: Tobias.
(I had to say it X3)

Part 5 (another short part)

Evie: Yes
Me: Are you Draco?
Evie: Yes, I am a dead wolf man.
Me: Draco means dragon dumbo
Evie: We are both dragons
Me: But you just said you are a dead wolf man.
Evie: No. you are a man.
Me: *face palm*
Evie: Who is your favorite Fairy Tail character?
Me: Gray
Evie: I never heard of gray skin
Me: Well I have blue skin
Evie: No, you don’t have eyes.

Part 6  (By @Bookworm10)

Evie: Hello?
Bookworm: Hi.
Evie: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Bookworm: NO, THIS IS PATRICK!
Evie: Is this Patrick?
Bookworm: NO, THIS IS THE KRUSTY KRAB!
Evie: Is this the chum bucket
Bookworm: NO, THIS IS PATRICK!
Evie: Hello is this the Krusty Krab??
Bookworm: NO, THIS IS PATRICK? *Hangs up the phone*
Evie: Hello is this the Krusty Krab?
Bookworm: No, this is the unicorn shop.
Evie: Are you plankton.
Bookworm: No, I'm Steve.
Evie: Hello to you Steve.
Bookworm: What would you like to order? We just got a new shipment of unicorns.
Evie: Nothing but a large fries and a soda
Bookworm: Would that be large ninja fries? Made of real ninja.
(This is a joke by the way. Once, I was talking to her and she asked if ninjas were tasty)
Evie: You just called me a robo!?
Bookworm: So are you still going to order your food?
Evie: What?
Bookworm: Ma'am, you're on the phone with the pi...oh wait the unicorn sales place.
Evie: I'm not delusional, but I think you are.
Bookworm: What's that supposed to mean? Are you gonna buy your unicorn or not?
Evie: You said it. I am just repeating.
Bookworm: What? Ma'am, are you going to buy your stupid unicorn or not?!!
Evie: *makes you breakfast* breakfast is ready master.
Bookworm: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!!
Evie: What do you think they are going to ask me tomorrow at the interview?
Bookworm: I think they're going to ask you if you're crazy.
Evie: What questions can they ask me during the job interview?
Bookworm: Oh I don't know. I think they would like to know if you're a ninja though.
Evie: Ok, what do I say during the interview?
Bookworm: Ask them if they saw Big Hero 6. If not, say you're sorry for them.
Evie: Ok, what do I say during the interview?
Bookworm: You say that you want the job. T^T
Evie: Would you rather be chased by a horse sized duck, or ten duck sized horses.
Bookworm: I think the horses. Even though I love ducks, I would rather not get crushed by one.
Evie: Would you rather eat bones or talk to yourself?
Bookworm: Well I already talk to myself and eating bones is extremely unhealthy, so I think it would talk to myself.
Evie: What do you talk to yourself about?
Bookworm: Well when I do, I'm usually yelling at myself.
Evie: What do you feel when you think about yourself?
Bookworm: I don't think about myself much. Usually, I'm spacing off....
Evie: Why don't you think about yourself?
Bookworm: Because I don't? Oh, hey, tell me a fairy tail.
Evie: Well, you don't have to do what you don't want to do
Bookworm: Tell me a fairy tail.
Evie: *tells her a fairy tail*
Bookworm: Tell me a fairy tail.
Evie: *tells her a fairy tail*
Bookworm: Tell me a fairy tail.
Evie: There was a princess. She married a prince. The end.
Bookworm: That sucks. T^T.
Evie: Tell me a secret.
Bookworm: I secretly hate you.
Evie: Tell me another secret.
Bookworm: No.
Evie: Please tell me your secret.
Bookworm: NO!
Evie: Fine then, I don't love you.
Bookworm: I know. You love the potato.
Evie: The meaning of life is 42.
Bookworm: Okay. Bye.
Evie: Where are you going?
Bookworm: To visit my dear friend Nonya Business.
Evie: What's you're problem?
Bookworm: Your face.
Evie: What about my face?
Bookworm: GOODBYE!
Evie: Don't leave me Fishietina.
Bookworm: You have your potato. Bye! *Leaves*