How I Met the Creepypasta Gang

Appeasing Smile Dog

Word from the Author: Apparently, for my other story, I noticed people aren't really commenting that much. Plus, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PICK A SIDE! It doesn't matter if you picked the wrong side, the main point is just going along the story! A-anyways, me doing these things for Smile Dog is what I'll probably do in real life because...well...I'll explain later...Bye for now!


We all went home. Surprisingly Jeff was still there, with a bloody dog this time. Before I even got to say anything, Jeff said,
"This is my dog, Smile Dog. I decided to stay here for a while. Anyways, why did you bring the psycho here?"
Jeff was pointing at Ticci Toby.
"Ahem! Excuse me?! Who the [censored] are you calling-"
He was yet again cut off by Slendy. As Slendy's proxies and Jeff kept arguing, I was trying to get to know Smile Dog.
"Hmmm... Let's see..."
Okay, dogs eat kibble. But what does a creepypasta dog eat? I guess... something bloody? I don't really want to kill something, but I always liked to be on the good side of people. Or in this case, dogs. I went to the forest again, looking for at least a decent squirrel or rat. I walked deeper into a forest until I saw a grey squirrel. Okay, I found soon-to-be dog food, but how do I lure it here? Oh right! Let's see...is there any acorns on the ground? I found at least a handful of acorns, and waited for the squirrel to come here. Everything was going right until the squirrel suddenly died. What the heck?! Well, at least I didn't have to kill it myself, but who killed it?
Okay, now I'm starting to feel bad. Well, I did need a squirrel. But it's just too sad to just feed it to the dog! It needs a proper burial! I can't hold a dead squirrel! It feels so wrong! Okay, now I'm having an argument by myself. Well, I WAS planning to kill the squirrel all along... I guess I should just give it to the dog, then. I slowly held the squirrel into my hands. I kept dropping it because the fact it was dead was just too sad for me. I FINALLY brought it back to my home. Smile Dog was still there, as if he was waiting for me. I felt so sorry for the squirrel, but...ehhh. I tried looking for knives around the house, but it seems like there was no available knife in sight. Ohhh... *facepalm*! I forgot I had spare knives in one of my drawers. I'm sometimes really stupid! I opened my drawer and got one of my spare knives. I went to the dead squirrel and said,"I'm so sorry."(Publisher: My cousin didn't want to continue due to guilt and skipped to where she gives the squirrel to Smile Dog. Plus, you can tell what she was doing, right?)
I went back to Smile Dog and fed him. Smile Dog's smile was wider after he ate, I guess? Anyways, I guess he likes me! After all I went through, I guess it paid off in a way!(Publisher: In any situation, my cousin always sees the cup half full. Thus in some situations, she is stupid.) I went back to the living room and saw Slendy, Jeff, Ticci Toby, Masky, and Hoody looking at me.
"W-w-what?"
Jeff said-
"Man, it took you FOREVER to just kill that one squirrel!"
Slendy said-
"You took forever. I had to help out in some way."
Wait...what?! That's how the squirrel died?!
"Thank you for your help(I guess)..."
"Want to feed Smiley again?"
"Please no! Please no! Please no!"
*chuckles*
I felt too tired. I had done a lot today. I met three proxies who tried to kill me, and I fed a squirrel to Smile Dog(which was already tiring enough!) I plopped into my bed and fell asleep.