Diaries of a dork

What a lyer!

November 23rd 7:30 A.M.


I can’t wait for school today! But no actually school just talking to my friends. I really want to thank Brandon for what he helped me with. When I got to school everyone was talking to Mackenzie! About how “she” covered for me!?! I told everyone that Greg covered for me…….But then Chloe and Zoey walked up to me and Chloe said “Wow, You and Greg! I never pictured you two together and BTW Brandon is really mad. He said that when he gave you advice he wasn’t giving you dating advice and also, Zoey and I thought you and Brandon were good friends but lying to him? That’s a big no, no” Then Zoey continued “Yeah and not telling us about your secret boyfriend?? I mean me and Zoey would be running to you if we got boyfriends but NOO you can’t spear anytime to call us” Then I replied in complete and utter shock “ Woah, Woah, Woah 1st of all me and Greg are not an item!” Chloe chuckled and said “Try telling that to Greg, He kept talking about how you pulled him aside to ask to be your boyfriend and he said you practically begged him!” I started getting really mad! “No, I pulled Greg aside to ask him NOT to tell my family about me thinking he was a girl! But also, I and Brandon are friends and I didn’t lie to him and I did call you for advice but NOO you can’t pick up a phone!” Zoey replied “OH, Sorry but for starters tell that to Brandon and then tell Greg you HATE him! But I and Chloe want to be there. Not because we don’t trust you it’s just because we LOVE drama…. So are you going to do it?? I nodded my head and said “Yes but I want to tell Greg first! I HATE HIM SO MUCHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” So we headed over to Greg and he said “Hey, Nikki! So what do you want? You’re wish is my command!” I got so angry so I yelled “I HATE YOU, STOP MAKING UP LIES!!! There is no way even a girl with a brain the size of a pea won’t date you! YOU ARE A LAZY SELFCENTERED SPOILED JERK! AFTER YOU TELL OTHER KIDS THOSE STORIES THEN BE SURE TO TELL THEM THAT THE THINGS YOU JUST TOLD THEM WERE IN YOU DREAMS!!” He looked surprised and said “Fine! I made everything up! There I said it can you leave?” I said “No! I stay where I want when I want and I WANT to tell you that there is one more thing you have to do….” Then Brandon jumped in and screamed “BACK OFF!!” While Chloe and Zoey went to tell Brandon what was going on I told Greg what he had to do “Tell everyone in the school that you are a Jerk and you made those things up! But tell them why you made it up!” Greg looked crushed… HAHAHAHAHAHAH Just how I like my enemies!