Diaries of a dork

What to do!?!

(Same day) 7pm
I’m so ready to win this thing with my mad skills!
When Greg (the girl), Rodrick (Soon to be scared) and his grand-parents……. OH I meant there parents!
They look so old………………….
WELL, like I said when they all get here I set up Brianna’s pet rat and babies (They are really just mice but Brianna thinks there Rats but it’s better that way because then she won’t manhandle the cage and let the mice free so they can eat ALL of our food) So when I put the “Rats “upstairs. I waited for after dinner to let them free. I hope Mice are as mean as I had hoped but nice to me!!!
Once they arrived I would set them free! They would go straight for the kitchen because there was going to be cheesed served up. I don’t know why? Maybe to KILL Greg because I know for a fact that Greg is allergic to cheese or so he says he told me on the tour so it is probably true…. Or he would be a BIG FAT LIAR!!!!
So it’s probably not true because I know that Greg is NOT honest at ALL!
Then when they finally got there at 8:17 (17 minutes late!) I got my “Rat” and got ready for battle!!! My mom then called me down for dinner……………… Maybe I shouldn’t do the prank……. Rodrick I-I-I-I-I-is…… Rodrick Hefley! The famous guitar player! I love his work! I was at his talent show and I was at his party! This is a dream come true and I can’t ruin it for MYSELF I’m sure those mice can’t break out of that playdoh cage Brianna made for them so they wouldn’t come sneaking up on her in bed of rampage in the house. I don’t know if Brianna is actually good at art but she keeps going on and on about how she does art at school so unless those teachers have no artistic skill then she HAS to be good




So….

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Best day EVER!!
I am so happy that I could WRECK my room!!
But I won’t because my room is super, duper expensive and I can’t afford to lose it just because my FAVORITE guitar player is in my house! You know what…. I can’t clean the chair he sat in because it is too awesome and if I sold that chair I would probably be able to get someone to buy it for 999,999,999,999,999 dollars!! So like I was saying when they got inside Greg told my mom “I have a funny story I want to tell the whole family about my first day of school” But then again I can’t handle this! It is either almost kick my favorite guitar player out of my own house or let Greg the girl tell a humiliating story. I think I will choose NEITHER! I have plans

Run away but save a Picture of me and Rodrick
Stay there and get humiliated
Call Chloe, Zoey or Brandon and asked them what to do
I like number 1 the best but I know number 3 is probably the best thing to do so I called Chloe no answer Zoey no answer Brandon …. “Hello?” He said
“Brandon!!! I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY need you advice! Can you help me?” I asked
Brandon replied “Sure, What’s bugging you?”
Brandon is such a helpful friend I replied “Well, when I was waiting to show Greg around my teacher described Greg to me so “he” sounded like a “she” When Greg was there I said I was waiting for a girl named Greg and then he explained he was a guy but then after the tour Greg asked me why I thought “he” was a “she” and I ran off but his parents and my parents are friends and he is here for dinner and Mackenzie is his cousin and she is coming too and my cousin Victoria is dating Greg’s brother Rodrick so if they get married me and Mackenzie will be related and I was going to do this prank to make Rodrick scared and break up with Victoria but Rodrick is actually Rodrick Hefley the famous guitar player and I don’t know what to do! Kick him out of face the rash of that story being told to my family with Mackenzie there to film it!?!” I started to pant when Brandon replied “Wow slow down Nikki and listen take a deep breath and before dinner pull Greg aside and ask him not to share the secret and if you need to bribe him with something! But be has polite and stay under the radar from Mad Mac” Then I replied in happiness “Thank you Brandon!” Then i pulled greg aside and told him to not say it and he agreed. But after we ate dinner and they left the mice got out... I am in BIG trouble!