Being a girl is hard

My friends

Well, I should introduce you to my friends. Sandra, is the other only girl in my class who doesn't wear tight ass pants, is dating at age 12 or acts, idk, ya know. She is not very sympathetic though. She likes drawing, like me. And Joshua seems to like her and not me.   
Speaking of Joshua, he's my other friend. He is the shortest in our class and I'm the tallest. Who cares though, I like him. He is funny and has a dirty mind. Who doesn't? No, seriously, who doesn't? Tell me. And my other friend Sergio. He is Joshua's best friend. Or as Lesly would say, BFF. Lesly, not my friend. DEFINITELY, NOT MY FRIEND. I get along with some, but not everyone. Who does? No, seriously, who does?  No one. Not even in your dreams of eating crayon soup. Uh, that was one of my dreams last night.