Warriorcats dares

Tigerstar's dare (warning: terrible singing skills)

Shimo's dare: I dare Tigerclaw to sing a song about how he banged Sasha and Goldenflower at the same time.
Tigerclaw: IM TERRIBLE AT SINGING!!! UGH!! FINE!!
Clawdacat: warning: this chapter contains terrible singing, rage, trolling, and weirdness. If you experience any of these simp toms contact your local hospital imidiatly. Enjoy. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
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Tigerclaw went out into the middle of the forest, he decided that the dare never said for him to sing in front of anybody, so he twisted the rules. When he thought nobody would here him, he began.
"DA TIGA GET ALL DA LADIES"
"I GOT TWO AT THE SAME TIME"
"ON CLAN AND ONE ROGUE"
"THAT DOESNT EVEN RHYME"
"EVERYGIRL LOVES THE TIGER"
"I SET EVERYTHING ON FIRE"
"DONT KNOW WHY I HAVE TO DO THESE"
"DA TIGA GET ALL DA LADIES"
Tigerclaw stopped singing as he heard clapping from a bush, he split the bush apart to see Fireheart cheering. "Good show! You should be a singer!!" He meowed, "WHY YOU...!!!!"

This is the real reason why Tigerclaw hates Fireheart.
Logic.