The Great... Sans? (Underswap! Sans X Reader)

The Great... Sans? (Underswap! Sans X Reader)

A story that I brought over from my other stuff, they seem to like it over there, so... Yeah. Hope you enjoy.

published on January 28, 2016not completed

Doggo Battle and Frozen Tacos!

Doggo Battle and Frozen Tacos!
I drew that picture :3

After you recollected yourself from that little, um... shocking statement/threat, you trudged onwards, a little weary of what the future held.

The next area was quite the surprise. There sat two tables, one with a plate of tacos, the other with a microwave.

Excited, you scrambled over to the plate of tacos and tried to pick one up, but you noticed it was stuck to the plate, and that the plate was stuck to the table.

Sighing, you turn your head and noticed a note on the snowy ground and picked it up, brushing a few snowflakes from the paper.

"(Y/N)! please enjoy these tacos i made! (little do you know, these tacos are a trap! designed to entice you! you'll be so busy eating them, that you wont realize you aren't progressing! thoroughly japed again by the great sans!)"
mweh-heh-heh,
sans

Oh. My. God. This was too cute! You sigh and hug the note to your chest. If only you had gotten a chance to eat those tacos...

Wait! The microwave!

You quickly and carefully fold the note and place it in your pocket, then make your way to the microwave.

All of the settings say tacos, but nothing happened when you pressed them. Looking under the table, you see the cord dangling in the air, not connected to any sort of outlet.

Sighing, you continue on your way, disappointed that you didn't get the chance to try Sans' cooking.

Reaching the next area you read a sign that says: "Warning! Single Dog!"

"What?" You had no idea what that meant, but you guessed you would figure it out soon enough.

Going down, you reach the end of the path that was blocked by spikes. The area in front of them was covered in powdery snow.

You sigh, "Great, where do I go from here?" You look around and see no one to talk to and no clues on how to progress.

In your frustration you kick at the powdery snow, causing it to fly through the air. Glancing down, you see something kind marking under the snow.

Kicking around some more snow, you discover that the markings were a map of the area, and trace the switch that was marked with an X.

Continuing your adventure, you walked to the once-blocked area and were going to progress to the next puzzle, but you were stopped by a dog walking next to you.

"What is that smell? Where's that smell?" He sniffs the air and growls, "If your a smell, identify yoursmelf!"

He begins to sniff the area you are in, and you freeze up, terrified at the thought of him catching you.

He returns to the spot next to you and sniffs you, finally finding you.

"Here's that weird smell! It makes me want to eliminate." He barks, "eliminate YOU!"

He brings out his sword and starts to growl at you.

Your mind begins racing, what can you do to make him stop fighting you? Fighting back wasnt an option, so you had to think of a plan.

"Im gonna kick some human tail! Wait, do humans have tails?" He swings his sword at you, which you barely dodge. He swings it again, but this time it slightly cuts your arm, causing it to bleed.

Holding on to your arm, you begin to think of a plan. He can only identify you through smells, right? So maybe if you roll around in the snow...

You decide to take the chance. Rolling around on the ground in the dirt and snow, you feel yourself getting colder and colder. After you felt you rolled enough to mask your scent, you get back up and face the dog again.

He sniffs you again, and instead of smelling the wierd human smell from before, he smells a wierd puppy smell!

"What? Are you... are you actually a puppy?"

He swings his sword at you again, this time it had a blue aura around it. Remembering Papyrus' advice, you stand straight and didn't move, and you felt the sword go right through you.

You see that the dog was quite confused as to why you changed scents all of a sudden, so you decided to pet him. It worked well on the last two dogs, so why not him as well?

As you pet him, his eyes light up. "A dog that can pet other dogs? My mind has been expanded! Thanks wierd puppy!"

With that he runs off, leaving you confused as to what actually happened.

Suddenly you felt a stinging sensation on your arm. "Oh right, I forgot about that cut."
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(Chapter 8)
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on September 08, 2022
I need more!!!! This is really good!!!
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on January 12, 2020
IS THAT THE END!?!?!
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on August 23, 2019
I like the pic you drew. It looks so cool.
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on May 21, 2019
He is just too precious for the world...
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on October 20, 2018
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on December 19, 2016
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on December 15, 2016
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Cliff hanger... :(
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on November 10, 2016
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on November 02, 2016
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on October 31, 2016
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on September 27, 2016
When is the next chapter? :3
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It is coming soon! I've just been busy lately.
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on July 28, 2016
im in tears:((
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Oh no, don't cry!
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on July 10, 2016
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on June 21, 2016
I was really confused after I read it I was like but sans was the pun man so after I finished reading I read the title again and it said underswap and I thought it's said undertale XD
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on June 13, 2016
LOL!! This was awesome, I died of laughter. I want more of dis! ?
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on June 13, 2016
When I saw lemons I was like......NOPE NOPE SO DONE...But then I read the chapter and was like.....OH THANK GOD XD P.S. I NEED MORE OF THIS!!!!!!!!
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on May 29, 2016
Scarlet: Oh wow... *slowly walks away*
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on May 28, 2016
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I read that last bit and completely died of laughter!?
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on May 26, 2016
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