Nerf Gun Wars

Nerf Gun Wars

*Masky and Hoodie approach me slowly...*
Masky: Nightmare...
Me: *Slowly starts to pull out axe* Yes...?
Hoodie: W-we know y-you and (y-y/n) took o-our c-cheesecake...
Me: *Starts to think of an excuse* Wel-
Masky: Know need to think of an excuse... we know you did it, we checked for fingerprints...
Me: (*Thoughts* Shiz...I should've known they would go that far...) U-uh nope, I have no idea what you're talki-
You: *Walks in* Oh, Nightmare, hey! Thanks for the cheesecake earlier!! It was really good!
Masky and Hoodie: *Stares at you then back at me*
Me: Hehe... Well you see-
*Toby walks in*
Ticci Toby: Oh (y/n), Sl-slenderman said he n-needed to talk *tic* t-to you...
You: Oh, thanks Toby. Bye Nightmare, Masky, Hoodie, Toby, see you later!
Me: NUUUUUUUUU!!!!! (Y/N)!!!!! TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!!
Ticci Toby: O-Oh No! My *tic* waffles are b-burning *tic*!!! *Runs into the kitchen*
Me: NOOOOOOOO!!! TOBY TAKE ME WITH YOU!!! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!! *Falls to my knees dramatically*
Masky and Hoodie: *smirk*
Me: *Stands up* O-Oh uh hey guys... I-i-I'll be going now... *starts to sprint but feels something hit my back*
I turn around to see... Masky and Hoodie holding nerf guns...
Me: .......
Masky: ......
Hoodie: ......
Me: ....*randomly pulls out nerf gun*....It's on...
Masky: Let the nerf gun wars begin...
*15 minutes later* *Ticci Toby has already joined the war and has joined my side*
You: *walks into living room, seeing forts made out of couches and cushions, and nerf darts laid about* What the- *gets grabbed and pushed behind a fort*
Me: Shhh... you ate the cheesecake... with me... and got me in trouble... therefor you will be on our side...
Ticci Toby: *Nods and cracks neck*
You: *smirks* Hand me a nerf gun...
*le timeskip*
Me, you and Ticci Toby: *Hears someone coming* *Jumps up and shoots him/her with as many darts as we have left...*
Person: Ahem...
Us...: *Looks up to see Slender* *Pales*
Slenderman: What is the meaning of this?
Us: Uhhhh....
Me: EVERYBODY RUN FOR IT!!!
*Toby, me, and you start running around like maniacs while Masky and Hoodie jump out the window to escape the wrath of Slenderman....*

=================And we all lived miserably ever after=========================


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Okay so this is really retarded, but I wanted to TRY to write something funny... but it probably sucked though... Welp I don't really care~! I'm gonna post it anyway! ;p