Me and Solstice skits

1. Fandom Unknown

I sat on the stairs crying when Solstice walked up to me.
Solstice: Are you ok?
Solstice sounded very concerned for me....
Me: oh yeah I'm fine
I said smiling...
Solstice: WTF!!!!!!!
Solstice yelled...
Me: what?
Solstice: DON"T F*CKING SCARE ME LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!
I sighed...
Me: Sorry?
Solstice: F*ck you...
Me: *Dramatic Gasp* how could you!?!?!?
Solstice: Because I can... damn even dum dum over there is better
Solstice said pointing to the kitten
Me: fair point...
Solstice: why were you on the steps "crying"
Me: oh because I don't know what fandom I'm in anymore and I want my name to be similar to that fandom
Solstice: Then name you self "Fandom Unknown"
Me: *Dramatic gasp again* IT'S PERFECT!!!!!!!!
Solstice: *sigh* must I do all the thinking?
Me: depends on what we're talking about
Solstice: fair point right there
I smiled than wrote some thing down
Me: here's how we'll spell fandom unknown
                "F@nd0m UnKn0wn"
Solstice and me: Perfect...
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I'm half asleep and didn't car how this went out so just baer with me... hopefully I'll get better