Random Jokes and Riddles

I do not really know what it is about because it is "RANDOM!" Well, DUH! The helper who told me 4 of these jokes was DarkNight. Please follow her! She is my best friend!

published on February 23, 2015not completed

Random Jokes

Q1. Why can't u hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
    A1. Because the "P" is silent.   :)
    
    Q2. How do stars go to the bathroom?
    A2. They twinkle!!!!!!     :-)3

     Q3. Why did the tissue dance?
     A3. Because it had a little boggie in it!!!!!!

     Q4. What do you call hashbrowns plaing tag?
     A4. #HASHTAG!!!!!
     
     Q5. What kind of tree can you hold in your hand?
     A5. A palm tree!                                                 
       
     Q6. Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo BEEP BEEP! (That one was stupid so it makes ppl laugh.)
      
     Q7. Knock knock. Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Why are you crying?

     Q8. Knock knock. Who's there? Hiss. Hiss who? Make up your mind. Are you a snake or an owl?

      Q9. What has two gray legs and two brown legs?
      A9. An elephant with diarrhea!

                                Kind of a Riddle
    Q1. There was a one story house, and every thing in it was polka dotted.
          The lamp, the clothes, the couch, the carpet,  the fan, everything.
          What were the color of the stairs?
     A1. There were no stairs it was a one story house!!!!!
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on March 26, 2015
Serously, u made a story for jokes, why not a page for jokes
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oh yeah I remember u telling me the hashtag one, the pteradactal, and the twinkle
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dude make another chapter to ur story
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on February 23, 2015
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on February 23, 2015
idk stop being a downer
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I am still making the 4t chapter, sorry,i didntwake up until 10
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on February 23, 2015
im sorry for being 'a downer' , u used the sphinx riddle, yay
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on February 23, 2015