Joshua and The Promised Land 2

Chapter 2

Narrator: As our four friends make their way to Tokyo, Adam feels lost in the puzzle. How did he not see the rules?

Joshua: Here we are, Tokyo.
Melissa: Now what exactly do we have to do?
Joshua: Find Hima.
Melissa: Who’s Hima?
Joshua: Long story.
Joshua: There he is! Hey Hima!
Hima: What?
Joshua: Can we talk for a minute?
Hima: Sure!

In Himas Office...
Joshua: I see your going to make an anime out of The Office! That sounds cool!
Hima: Arigato! (That’s what I think it is) It’s going really good! Now what brings you here?
Joshua: One of your animes is going crazy here in the US! It’s called-
Hima: Don’t tell me. Hetalia?
Joshua: How did you know?
Hima: This may seem crazy, but although it’s put on me, I didn’t actually create it. That was Nami, another one of my workers. Talk to her. Her office is down the hall.
Joshua: But why do you act like you want to give up on it?
Hima: The World Series, The Beautiful World and like 4 other seasons. Doesn’t that sound stressful?
Joshua: It does.
Hima: And believe it or not, the only character I created was Italy. He was kinda meant to be the star of the show. But Nami thought he needed a friend, and when you invite another male character, it usually becomes yaoi. So, that’s where Gerita was born.
Joshua: Longer history than the world wars.
Hima: You are right. I wanted to call it off and start working on something else, but there were too many characters. With too many stereotypes. I got 5 calls from Ontario saying I was stereotyping the Canadians and I needed to take Canada down as fast as I could. But just think: too many characters, too much work. If only this show could be easier...

(To the tune of Part of Your World)
Look at this show, isn’t it neat?
Wouldn’t you think the collection’s complete?
So much progress, in so little time.
I’ve got Axis Powers and Beautiful World a plenty,
I’ve got Paint it White and World Twinkle galore,
There’s just one thing,
I don’t want any more!
Times like these were hard for me,
What should I make and what should I complete,
A second English dub version where France is voiced by...The Rock!
This anime world,
What have I done?
Where did Danganronpa’s popularity go?
It’s all cause of me,
I’ll no longer be,
Stereotyping your world...
Stereotyping your.........world........

Ugh. If there was only a way I could stop this.

Joshua: I’ll talk to Nami more about it!
Hima: Okay. See you soon!
Joshua: Bye!