Englands eyebrows x reader [not mine]

englands eyebrows x reader 4

Your head shot up so quickly you thought you heard a crack in your neck. "Who said that?!" You yelled. Your eyes were as wide as the saucers; there was no one out here but you!

"It was me, love. Look down."

Your eyes traveled to the blonde eyebrows clutched in your hands. You spluttered, "Y-you mean?"

They squirmed a little, tickling your hand. "Yes, it was I, the eyebrows."

You dropped the eyebrows like a hot potato and backed up against a brick wall covered in graffiti. What the everlasting fucc?! You were just about to calm your head down with the thought of being on drugs when you realized that you don't ever do drugs and you wouldn't ever.

"Why do you run away," the eyebrows asked, "is it because I am not human?"

You were scared to death now. "No! It's because you're blonde—why do you think?!" You yelled in sarcasm.