Then the Winged Hussars Arrived-A Hetaustria story

My life

I got up at 7:30 to the sound of my alarm clock ringing. Time for work, I thought. I got dressed, brushed my teeth, and ate breakfast. Today was an important day. I was going to write a new song for the band. I walked the streets of Berlin, hoping to make it on time. I saw the news. Dark Lord Hima Enterprises was in debt because they stopped airing Hetalia in order to air Hetaustria.
When I got to where we met, nobody was there. I got out my notepad and started writing down ideas. I had ideas for a new song that probably would work. The lyrics scared me, but it had to be written. The lyrics were like “Come towards me and I’ll eat your child’s soul” or something like that. They really scared me.
Another thing about me. I have a secret. Like one the band doesn’t know. One I’ve been keeping since I got back to Germany from my vacation in Poland. And you may want to know. So here’s my secret.

I’m a winged hussar.

Now you may ask, what is a winged hussar? Well, if you really want to know, a winged hussar is a Polish platinum lord who defeated the anime girls. And I helped with that, so I’m a winged hussar.