Creepypastas React To... #SELFIE!
(Alright so... I can't even, I don't even want to listen to that song ever. But, thinking about it, there are going to be many many many MANY facepalms. I'm having them react to the original music video. Tundra, BEN, and Masky.)Me: Alright, ready?
Tundra: What now?
Me: Only saying one thing. It's music.
Tundra: *Smiles* Fine, I'll listen.
BEN: And watch. It's a music video.
Masky: I don't think it'll turn out right.
Me: Just watch and listen! *Sighs and presses play*
Tundra: *Listening to the beginning* Yeah, this can't turn out well, only because I love this start.
Masky: See?
BEN: Hmm...
Tundra: The Chainsmokers? The heck?
BEN: Wait, did you see it? It flashed-
Masky: We know what it flashed. No need to say...
Tundra: Oh my god, no. No sass. Please no...
BEN: Yeah, not gonna go well.
Masky: See? I was right!
Tundra: Why...? Why are you torturing me?
BEN: Are we just listening to girls complain this whole time?
Masky: Yes... Yes we are, sadly...
Tundra: *Covers ears*
Me: NO! NO NO NO! *Takes his hand off his ears* YOU ARE GONNA LISTEN!
Tundra: Fine...
BEN: Wait... This song is where the word "selfie" came from, isn't it?
Tundra: What the h*ll is a selfie?
BEN: When you take a picture of yourself, people call it a selfie.
Masky: Can you stop this madness?
Tundra: Why does this great music have to be put to some stupid girls complaining?! You have ruined everything! You hear me? EVERYTHING!
BEN: Please stop it... Please...
Masky: I don't even...
BEN: Darth Vader selfie even...
Tundra: Is this music today? Is this what everything is? Complaining and love is all that comes now? Why?!
Masky: I never agreed to looking at a bunch of people's faces.
BEN: *Sighs* God...
Tundra: MORE FRICKING COMPLAINING!
Masky: *Maskpalms* Stop this...
Tundra: Can I not stop the video?
Me: No. Only I control the video.
BEN: You monster...
Me: Deal with these girls!
Tundra: Another selfie? GO DIE IN A HOLE!
Me: Harsh much?
Tundra: When it comes to music, nothing is too harsh.
BEN: What?
Masky: Don't question his music logic.
BEN: *Slams head on the table* Ow...
Tundra: This is insanity...
Masky: You live with insanity, Tundra.
Tundra: This is different!
BEN: *Looks back up* Please, stop this!
Me: Nope. I had to suffer this when it came on the radio everyday, so, you have to suffer too.
Tundra: Now that... Is harsh.
Masky: It really is...
BEN: Why me?
Tundra: More like why us?
Masky: Well, at least the vocals are gone for now.
BEN: Yeah, I guess that's better.
Tundra: *Slams head on table like BEN did earlier* Well, that hurt more than expected...
BEN: OH GOD, THE GIRLS ARE BACK!
Tundra: *Slams head once more*
Masky: Don't kill yourself now.
Tundra: Shut up, I already did.
Masky: Oh... Right...
BEN: *Mocking the girl* That's so ratchet.
Tundra: No.
BEN: *Still mocking her* She bought all her Instagram followers.
Tundra: BEN, stop.
Masky: Please stop.
BEN: Never. I like annoying you.
Tundra: You don't wanna annoy me.
BEN: *Mocking the girl* Oh my god, Jason just texted me.
Masky: Stop.
Tundra: Don't try me any more.
BEN: *Smirks*
Masky: He's not gonna stop.
Tundra: You don't wanna go on...
BEN: *Chuckles and mocks the girl once more* Let me take a selfie.
Tundra: That's it! *Stands up*
Masky: *Stands up and holds him back* Whoa there, Tundra!
Me: Would you all calm your faces and sit back down?!
Tundra: *Sits back down, glaring at BEN*
BEN: *Laughing*
Masky: *Sits down and sighs*
**SONG FINALLY ENDS**
BEN: *Head is slamming table, but lightly so he isn't hurt too bad*
Masky: FINALLY OVER!
Tundra: You know what I'm saying to you, Ashley?
Me: What?
Tundra: *Stands up* Go f*ck your selfie. *Walks out of the room*
BEN: *Trying to hold in laughter*
Masky: You really tortured him.
Me: I can see that...
BEN: *Suddenly burst out into laughter*
*Sighs* Hope you all liked it. That's the last time I'll ever listen to that song. Well, at least I had cookies with me. Cookies always help, no matter what situation. Anyways, suggest some other videos in the comments!
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On another note, have them play Pokémon ORAS!
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