Human-Hedgehog

"GIRLS!"

Sonic
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"Alexis? ALEXIS!"
This can't be good. Tails has just lost contact with Alexis, Sapphire and Jackie! And it's sent the other guys freaking out.
"What do we do now?" Silver asks. "We can't leave them in there! Jackie could get hurt!"
The others stare at him and they raise one of their eyebrows.
"And erm... And Sapphire and Alexis too."
"Silver's right," Knuckles adds. "We have to do something! Eggman could be behind this!"
"Umm, Knux? Problem," I tell him. "It's a nightclub for girls! Do we LOOK like girls? No we don't."
"Good point," is all he can say.
We all stare at each other for a few minutes.
Then it hits us.
Aww crap...
We're not gonna do what I think we're gonna do, are we?
"GIRLS!"
And we are.
Double crap.

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Shadow comes out from the girls' room, IN A DRESS! Oh my God, I never thought I'd live to see Shadow the Hedgehog in a DRESS! We all fall laughing to the floor.
"What's so funny?!" he shouts.
"Nothing," I say. "Just that you're wearing a dress!"
"I hate myself for this."
"One last person to send in now," Penny says, eyeing me.
NO! I AM NOT GOING TO WEAR A DRESS! NO WAY!
But Penny and Amber drag me in.
"This is gonna be hard," Amber says. "Takes a lot of effort on this."
"Well how about we start with the hair? Where's the straighteners?"
"They're just here." Amber reaches for the hair straighteners and gives them to Penny.
I hate myself for this!
But I have to do this.
For Jackie.