Sugar

Creepypasta

It's been weeks since I've been in this house, and I apparently live here with the others. Jeff quickly became an enemy of mine as well as Jane. Ben, Splendor, and Laughing Jack all quickly became friends of mine. Today I woke due to a fight between Jeff and Jane. I knew exactly what to do. JOIN THE FIGHT!!! Sadly, once I got down there, Slender had stopped the fight. Bummer. Later on, I remembered I had a big jar of peanut butter. I grabbed it and my knife, and went downstairs. I sat on the couch, playing a game in my head. Jane walked in and gave me a confused look. She asked, "What are you doing?" I didn't answer. She asked again, "What are you doing? Can you hear me?" I turned and looked at her, opened the peanut butter, scooped some out with my knife, and flung the sticky stuff at her. I aimed it at her face, and that's where it hit. She wiped it off while I laughed my face off. She dropped the scoop on the floor, stomped towards me, and punched me. I sat and stared at her. The punch brought back too many memories. I smiled and stood up. She's about to get beat by a 13 year old and she's... How old? I know she's way older than me, but I don't know how old. I stopped the chit-chat in my head and got a good grip on her shoulder. I stabbed her other shoulder quickly. She growled at me, which made me laugh. Slender came in and pulled me away. I quickly tried cutting his tentacles, but they grew back too quickly. I yelled, "NO!! I WANNA KILL HER!!!" Jane was pushed away, yelling, "LET ME AT HIM!!!" She ran at me, but I was quickly picked up off the ground. She left me, knowing she'd never be able to get up to me. Slender dropped me and left. I hit the ground hard, but got up like it was nothing. I sat back down with the peanut butter. As you probably guessed, Jeff walked in too see all the commotion going on. Peanut butter time. No jelly, just peanut butter. I scooped it with my knife and flung the sticky stuff at his face. He dodged and it splatted against the wall. He glared at me and walked towards me. Pointing the knife, he said, "You better take your peanut butter else where. I don't need any trouble. Slender is already upset with me." I asked, "Upset about what." Jeff settled and said, "I need to practice my illusion form so I can go into the human world and get somethings without being recognized by fangirls and I haven't done that." Illusion what? I don't fully understand anything. Jeff took the peanut butter and walked away. I made puppy eyes behind his back as he threw the jar against the wall. Once he left, I picked the jar back up and sat down. Yeah, I'm just gonna ask about this later. For now, I'm gonna go eat this jar of peanut butter!