Pick up lines and how to throw them in the trash.
"Are you an angel sent to me from heaven?" No, I'm a demon sent from hell to make tou miserable."You wanna find out my moves?" You're moving away? Great, have a nice life!
"I wanna hold you close to me when we marry." That's too bad. I was planning to marry my (____).
"I think I found the one I wanna marry." I think I found the one I wanna divorce/ kill.
"You look nice." That a because my looks didn't come from a thrift shop.
"If beauty was time, you'd be an eternity." No one can live that long.
"You rich? Because your looks are expensive." No, I just know how to take care of myself.
"Cupid found my match." Oh, you dropped your match? Don't burn anything.
So that was a few cheesy and shitty pick up lines with semi-bad trashers. Honestly, I don't even know why I made this a page here I RUINED MY OWN LIFE MAKING THIS PART! I'm gonna go think long and hard about my life.
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