Wormtail Goes Skydiving
Voldemort was annoyed that he died. To calm down, he went outside. There he saw Wormtail on the roof. "Wormy, what the heck are you doing?!" Voldy yelled.
"Skydiving!" Wormtail leapt gracefully - or as gracefully as a creepy rat-man can (hey that rhymes) - only to plummet twenty or so feet (or several meters) to the ground. Luckily for him, there was like three feet of snow (a meter) and so he only got rather cold and out of breath.
"Fool." Voldy snorted and went back inside. A moment later Snape appeared on his doorstep. "Oh hi Severus." Voldy said whilst shoving brownies in his face (his own, not Snape's, though I imagine if he had shoved it in Snape's face ol'greasy-hair would have taken it in stride. Voldy was still his evil Dark Lord).
"My apologies about the lava incident." said Snape. "I died not long after. Up for more multiplayer?"
"Tomorrow." said Voldy, or rather, mumbled Voldy. His mouth was full of brownie.
"Alright." Snape stepped back to DisApparate. "Lucius twisted his ankle the other day. He wants me to come and bring him shopping, though."
"How did he twist his ankle?" Voldy asked.
"Playing his Wii. Lucius becomes overly enthusiastic playing 'Just Dance 4'." With that, Snape left.
Voldy went back on Minecraft and was about to go back on Multiplayer when he realized the Internet connection wasn't working. He went back outside to see why.
Wormtail was back on the roof.
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