Twilight Parody

Twilight Parody

Does It Really Need An Explanation? Apparently It Needs A Very Long Explanation...

published on October 28, 2012not completed

Blondie Bella Knows..

Blondie Bella Knows.. "I must. It is the only way for this to not be creepy!"

"fine if you... must." -Edwardian.

"well, the hair you have left, is glossy and much too hair-sprayed.
You wear skinny jeans that don't flatter you at all.
Thousands of girls scream for you where ever you go.."

"say it!" Edwardian growls again.

Bella squeals and jumps up and down straightening her arms,
squeezing her eyes shut, and kicking her legs out.

"what?!?" Edwardian the 3rd, cries, he is scared.

"can I have your autograph?"

"what?!?" Edwardian the 3rd, cries, he is now TERRIFIED.

"your a JONAS BROTHER, yay yay yay yay yay yay!!"

Edward opens the window, jumps out and runs, not stopping until he found Japan.
The large crowd of screaming women, slowly fade as they chase the sparkling, 50 some
year old to Japan.

With the window open, a cute little puppy with a bow jumps in.
Bella screams and jumps onto her bed!
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on October 29, 2017
To catesonskates- This isn't an insult about twilight.
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on April 28, 2014
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on April 28, 2014
Ha ha lol
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on November 19, 2013
This story is sooo funny!!!
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on February 13, 2013
How was that mean?
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on January 21, 2013
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on January 15, 2013
Thanks CG101 :D
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on January 12, 2013
Lol it was too funny
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on January 12, 2013
Haha!
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on December 11, 2012
LOL
Awesome story!
It made me laugh so much!
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on December 10, 2012
LMFAO
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on November 23, 2012
:) thanks guys!!
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on November 05, 2012
Love this one
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on November 03, 2012
Heeeeeeeeeeeee funny
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on November 02, 2012
... @everygirl2012 it is only a parody. definition for parody: deliberate exaggeration or imitation of an author's work for a comical effect. It's SUPPOSED to be funny, and "completely false!" And why would I rewrite the real book of Twilight on here?? And if you thought it was really Twilight, why would you read it if you all ready know how it goes??
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on October 30, 2012
That's not how it happens!!!!! thats completely false!!!!!!!
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on October 29, 2012