Twilight Parody

She Moves To Spoons St.

"Mom, I hate you! I am going to live with Dad!" Bella screamed. "Thank God!!" My mom cheerily yelled. Bella rolled her eyes. She ran across 2 streets to Dad's place on Spoons Street.
"Your living here now?" Dad exclaimed. What he meant was "why? Lord, what did I do?"
"whatever"-Bella
"So you gonna switch schools?" -Dad
"whatever" -Bella
"You could find Jacob, reconnect with him" -Dad
"whatever. I'm going to sleep" -Bella
"thank god! I mean, love you honey!" -Dad

Bella stomps upstairs and throws herself onto the bed.