FIAHPAW!!!
"GO GREY WHATEVER AND STALK THAT WEIRD FIRE OVER THERE!" Bluestar yowledGreypaw: OKAY CHEWBACCA!
Barack Obama: That'll be 200000 Dollars, Bluestar.
Bluestar: WHAT TEH FAQ NO!
*Jaypaw pops up*
Jaypaw: HAIIII!
Greypaw: Who's he?
Bluestar: JAYPAW NO GET OUT!
*Bluestar shoots Jaypaw and Obama*
Greypaw: Rommey's bettah.
Redtail: NU!!! OBAMA!!!!!!!!!
Bluestar: What teh? I needa kill you.
Greypaw: I'll go stalk the weird fire
Bluestar: Okay twoleg
-Greypaw leaves camp-
Bluestar: Come on Lionheart ^3^, lets stalk Greypaw!
Lionheart: Okay. Simple the little butt won't know we are there.
Bluestar: YAYA!
Lionheart: WONDER PETS WONDER PETS WE'RE ON OUR WAY!
Bluestar: Oh please not this.
-Bluestar and Lionheart leave camp-
Redtail: I'm hungry
Sandpaw: I'm fat
Spottedleaf: I'm cold
Ravenpaw: I'm hot!
Redtail: Doofs.
(Cutting 2 blue)
Bluestar: Look, Greypaw is killing da fire!
Redtail; LOL YEA!
-Blue walks outta bush-
Bluestar: HIIIII FIRE WANNA JOIN THUNDERCLAN
Rusty: Wut? Uh sure i'm Rusty by the way just gottaa tell smudge
Bluestar: KAY THANKS LOL FIRE
Rusty: I'm Rusty. Bye!
Smudge: Wut
Rusty: I'm going to ThunderClan bye bye
Smudge: WAIT! WTF!
Rusty: K bak Bluestarry letsgo.
Bluestar: K lets go
-they teleport to camp-
Bluestar: HAYYYYY, COME ON LLETS GIVE RUSTAH A CEREMONY!
Rusty: Um ok?
Longtail: I GET ALL THE COLLARS -Steaals Rustehs collar-
Rusty: Thanks Longtail!
Bluestar: THIS RUSTY SHALL BE FIAHPAW!
Firepaw: YAY!
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