The Unicorn

How to steal a car from an idiot

Me: but the zoo is all the way other there, i really don't want to cross the street
Liana: We need a car...
Mariah: I KNOW WHO HAS A CAR!!!!
Me: Is it Jack?
Mariah: Actually yeah, let's go steal it
5 hours later
Erin: Where is he
Gabe: Did you hear he got eaten by zoombies
Erin: What are Zoombies
Me: Zoombies are magical, oh hey Jack
Jack: Hi
Gabe: ohhh.... Bye!!!
Jack:: soo....
Mariah: Can we steal your car
Jack: I don't have one
Me: No, your holding one
Jack: That's my backpack...
Mariah: Oh, I heard that Arri had one
Me: NO, I'M NEVER TALKING TO THAT IDIOT AGAIN
Liana: please for the unicorn
<(:3)
Me:... on second thought.... no
Erin: I got it, it's like stealing a car from an idiot
Liana: well he is an idiot, what do you think unicorn
ice cream cone falls of his head
Liana:... I think that's a yes!!!!
Step 1:
Jack: Okay theres Arri
Ty: Whatcha doing
Jack: what are you doing here
Ty: You guys just suck at being ninja's so i'm doing it to
Jack:... okay!!!
Me: Do I need to do this
Erin: Yes, for the horse with an icecream cone on his head
<(:3)
I walk up to Arri
Me:...
hits him with a book
Mariah: SOPHIA!!! That wasn't in the plan
Try two
Step 1
Erin: Hey Arri, I love you
Arri: okay.... Did i tell you that Sophia's hair smells and looks pretty
Me: SHUT UP!!!!
hits arri with book
Me: Can we go now
Liana: fine, for the unicorn
Erin: it's really a horse with an icecream cone on his head
Liana: Let's just call it as unicorn!!!