The Troublesome Trio and a Bottom Problem
GreasyWolf394: As usual, I am alone....Hmm. I wonder what Xavier is up to....PurpleGrange123, PoxyWeasle and ChosenBeauty have entered the chatroom
GreasyWolf394: Aha! Company!! Who is it this time, may I ask?? You're not that awful Grindewald back again, are you??
ChosenBeauty: Oh shut up, grumbleguts. Blimey, when was the last time you washed your hair?? I can smell it through the computer!!
PoxyWeasle: Hey, Ugly, seen a doe lately?? I know Lily rejected you hahahahahahah-
PurpleGrange123: Harry, Ron, stop it!! You're nearly as bad as Malfoy, and that's saying something. Professor Snape, I apologize for there behaviour today. To be honest, they aren't really huge fans of you and they're a bit high strung today after all that Butterbeer down in Hogsmead.
PoxyWeasle: What are you talking about, Granger?? *burps loudly* I haven't touched a drop of the stuff. Anyway, how's life, Snape??
ChosenBeauty: I'm sorry, sir. Anyway, how IS your life?
GreasyWolf394: *ignoring all of them*: A BIT??!! It looks like they've been swimming in a vat of the stuff. Regardless, I knew it wouldn't be long before you three cast your shadows over this chatroom. All through your time at Hogwarts you had thoroughly irritated me, and now I plan to seek my revenge on you all, Harry in articular.
*Tries to apparate but is rudely interrupted by someone ELSE appearing and knocking him over.
BraveHeart096: Hey guys. Do any of you know where the toilets are?? I think those sweets I got at Zonko's gave me a bad stomach.
ChosenBeauty: Oh, hey Neville!! Zonko's, did you say?? NEVER get sweets from there!! You do it's a JOKE SHOP, run by FRED AND GEORGE, right??
BraveHeart096: Right! I'll be more careful next time. Cheers, Harry.
ChosenBeauty: No problem!! I-
GreasyWolf394: *grumbling to himself* That is the SECOND TIME I've been interrupted in TWO DAYS!! I was just about to cast a horrible spell on some rather annoying students of mine when...Phew!! What is that smell??
BraveHeart096: *shifts uncomfortably* Sorry. I'll go change now.
BRAVEHEART096 HAS LEFT THE CHATROOM ALONG WITH HARRY AND HIS FRIENDS BECAUSE THEY NEED A GOOD CHAT!!
GreasyWolf394: Ha! Alone again! How predictable was that?? I suppose it's not surprising that I'm not popular, I'm moaning all the time. *sobs for a while* X-Xavier, are you there?
PRINCE'S SAVIOUR HAS ENTERED THE CHATROOM, ONLY TO BE NEARLY HUGGED TO DEATH BY GREASYWOLF394
Prince's Saviour: Hey Severus, I heard shouting. What happened?? It's okay-
PRINCE'S SAVIOUR AND GREASYWOLF394 BOTH GET BLASTED TO THE OTHER END OF THE CHATROOM BY AN UNKNOWN WAND!!!!
NargleMoon690: Oh, I'm ever so sorry, Sir- you had some Nargles in your hair and this floor is very slippery.
GreasyWolf394: This is a CHATROOM, it has no floor!! Anyway, I appreciate your concern, Luna, but I'm really not in the mood right now.
NargleMoon690: Yeah, well, if you don't mind my saying so Sir, you're never in the mood for anything. You know, if you're miserable
all the time no-one will ever like you, Snape. Step into the real world for a change. Be random. Like me or Neville- we get along with life pretty well.
GREASYWOLF394 HAS LEFT THE CHATROOM AS HE IS DEEP IN THOUGHT ALONG WITH PRINCE'S SAVIOUR, IN THOUGHT ASWELL
NargleMoon690: Well, I guess it's time for me to go. After all, the only company left is the Nargles, and they don't have a huge vocabulary.
BraveHeart069: No it's not. I'm here. Nice speech by the way.
NargleMoon690: Hey! You were here the whole time?
BraveHeart069: Yeah, course!! You know, I really think that people value your knowledge and your kindness, Luna. That's why people love you. Why I love you.
NargleMoon690: And you're so brave Neville. That's why people love YOU.
BraveHeart069: Come on, let's go. I need to practise Quidditch with Harry anyway
NargleMoon690: Okay. I'll be in the Forbidden Forest if you need me, okay??
BraveHeart069: Okay. See you later. Love you.
BraveHeart069 and NargleMoon690 have left the chatroom, one to practise Quidditch and the other to research animals
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