So, Dumbledore got a chatroom... sherbet-lemon lovers are invited!!

So, Dumbledore got a chatroom... sherbet-lemon lovers are invited!!

Well, the Death- Eaters got a chatroom, so why shouldn't I get one?? I mean, it's only fair and just. And plus I need someone to share my sherbet lemons with me :)

published on July 08, 2013not completed

Re-Union

Re-Union LemonBeard: Well, hey everyone. Anyone up for a sherbet lemon??

*long pause while he chomps on some sweets from his pocket*


GingerBread: I will!!


LemonBeard: Oh, hello there. To whom am I speaking??


GingerBread: It's me, Gretelda!


LemonBeard: But, but how?? You're just a teddy!! You don't have fingers!!

GingerBread: Ah, but that's what you THOUGHT, Albus. I will be back very soon to discuss your fate.

                         GINGERBREAD HAS LEFT DUMBLEDORE'S CHATROOM


LemonBeard: Aw, I'm all alone now.

Prince's Saviour: Don't worry, Albus. We're here to protect you :)

LemonBeard: Who's here now?? And who is with you??

GreasyWolf394: Why, that was Xavier of course. Did you not recognise the name?? *scoffs*

LemonBeard: Severus?? Is that really you?!

GreasyWolf394: Of course it's me, you daft baphoon!!


LemonBeard: Yay, my old friend :) *beams in a friendly way at Severus*


Lemon'sBetrayal: Um, do excuse me for interrupting, but do any of you know where the toilets are in here?? It's quite dark and I cannot see.


GreasyWolf394: Um, firstly this is a CHATROOM, you daft imbecile, and secondly.... well, I haven't thought of a second. Now, before you say anything else, my friend, who are you??

Lemon'sBetrayal: That is not for you to know, my dark prince. It is Professor Dumbledore that I seek.

LemonBeard: *coughs proudly and in a business- type manner* Speaking.


Lemon'sBetrayal: My friend, it has been a long time since we last met face to face. You may remember me as a lovable, foolish boy at first, but later you thoroughly despised me, and now I am greatly suffering from the consequences. I betrayed you, Albus, and I beg of you now to forgive me of all my wrong-doings.


GreasyWolf394: You are talking gibberish, boy. Now leave this chatroom quickly, or I shall remove you from here myself before you can say "Sectum Sempra!"


Lemon'sBetrayal: Again, my friend, I mean you no harm, so you will do me none either. I wish to tell Albus how much I still love him, and how much I know he still loves me too.

GreasyWolf394: You are not surely suggesting that-

LemonBeard: No....Grindewald?? But surely-

Lemon'sBetrayal: Yes, my love. My dark past has long since been rejected. YOU are my only vice now.

LemonBeard: Yaay Waldy!! *skips off into the cyber-sunset with Grindewald*

        LEMONBEARD AND LEMON'SBETRAYAL HAVE LEFT THE CHATROOM BECAUSE THEY HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO!!


GreasyWolf394: Oh, well that's just GREAT isn't it?? I'm all alone now, with no-one here to comfort me but my own melancholyness.

Oh Lily....*sighs longingly* How I wish you were here.


                                    PRINCE'S SAVIOUR HAS ENTERED THE CHATROOM


Prince's Saviour: It's okay, Severus. I'm here.


GreasyWolf394: Oh, shut up, Xavier.


                     GRESYWOLF394 HAS LEFT THE CHATROOM, CLOSELY FOLLOWED BY PRINCE'S SAVIOUR


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Put me in both and whenever someone asks me how I'm doing I'll rip my head off and say immortal and depressed.
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on October 28, 2020
Is it over?
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on February 26, 2015
You're welcome.....um, can you put me in the Death-Eaters chatroom?? Please?
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on October 13, 2013
if you dont mind.....
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on July 14, 2013
XD!!!!! follow me!
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on July 14, 2013
Sorry about the comments about Potterpox... no offense intended it's just what I would do in that situation aswell so don't be ashamed of anything
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on July 13, 2013
Um no because it's not a real chatroom, and you have to be a character from harry potter sorry :(
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on July 13, 2013
Oh okay thanks anyway
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on July 13, 2013
can i join your chat room!
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on July 13, 2013
sorry i cant message qfeast wont let me
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on July 13, 2013
This is awesome
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on July 13, 2013
Thanks :)

It's because one of my teddies is called Saviour
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on July 13, 2013
Awesome
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on July 09, 2013
i don't like lemon juice
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on July 09, 2013
Lol. It's funny
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on July 09, 2013
like it xD lemonbeard hehe
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on July 08, 2013
:D cool
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on July 08, 2013
People like it???
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on July 08, 2013