THE WORLDS MOST R@NDOM STORY!

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They slid into the boots stomaches. Where a bunch of other things where. "Your just in time" whispered an usher, leading them to their seats. Up on a huge stage, people where dancing around. May whispered to the person next to her, "who are you?" The giant dude looked at her and said, "I am the ghost of christmas past, Johnny Depp sent me to tell you....RED BULL GIVES YOU WIIINGS!" he shouted the last part, which made the whole place explode into a gajillion peices. Fay grabbed on to may. "Ride the unicorn!" Fay cried. The girls latched on to a unicorn who was texting on his iphone. "PUDDING!" Screamed Fay, which made the unicorn fly....