The Story That Makes People Question My Sanity (Preview)

"Preview"

"What did you say was happening?" Hopper, the white rabbit asked.
"We have evil alien penguins of death from the planet Coolio coming," informed Charlie, the raccoon. "They will land any minute."
"We must defend the planet," replied the squad leader, Shadow, the black cat.
Five spaceships shaped like giant eggs landed. The hatches opened and a bunch of three eyed, six winged, four legged, and two beaked alien penguins got off the ships. They were all different colors. They surrpunded the FASF.
The leader penguin was purple. He had six eyes, eight wings, six legs, and one beak. He was bigger than the rest.
"We are here for your planet," He said. "I am King Coolio and I do NOT come in peace."
"We will stop you," Charlie vowed. "We are the FASF!"
"What in the holy name of WTF is the FASF?!" Coolio asked.
"Furry Animal Strike Force," Hopper replied proudly. "And we will kick your skinny fat butts."
Shadow smiled. He pulled out a dagger and he was ready to fight. He threw the dagger and killed a penguin.
"Who is next?" Shadow asked.
It was about to get crazy, big time.