Poem to Alice

Alice

Alice this is for you,
And i hope it makes you say boo hoo.
You treated me like shit,
You could really use a mint.
The entire time you were here,
Bullies were in fear.
Then you up and left,
And commited theft.
You took my friend away,
Well here is what i have to say.
You are a bitch,
I hope you die in a ditch.
You think you are first class,
Well you can kiss my ass.
You wanted me to fight,
Well ill fight all night.
Because i know,
That you are colder than snow.
You think youre a good cooker,
But we know you're an alien hooker.
You are a very cheep one,
For i would rather look at the sun.
You tried to break me,
You only helped me.
You are darker than a cloud,
This is making my best friend proud.
This may be the end now,
But you are a fat cow.
You need your ass beat,
You are nastier than an old mans feet.
Ive been awakened from my "wimp state"
Now to hit you with a twist of fate.
I can live with out you,
This is true.
You think you are top dog,
No, you're just a fat hog.
There is nothing you can say or do,
Because i dont care about you.
You are fatter than a hut,
And are a major slut.
Go ahead and beat me down,
You're uglier than pennywise the clown.
So go ahead and get mad,
Because i am no longer sad.
My true best friend wont leave,
That i know and can believe.
So Goodbye,
I will never cry