Narutos Wish

Naruto's Wish: The blade

Disclaimer: don't own naruto, prototype, infamous, Canaan, devil may cry, or kingdom hearts.

Sorry guys, I'm not doing that awesome thing a do at the beginning of each chapter. I only do those when something happens in real life to me. Then I put that into my story, but just a little different. Meaning... I've had an uneventful week. On with the chapter!

Naruto was just standing there. Everybody was staring at him as if he just pissed on the floor in front of everybody. Then some pink banshee had to ruin the perfect silence... "You can't be Naruto! He can't even make a clone the right way! So how can you be him?!?" "Prove it." Shikamaru said. "What?" "Prove that he isn't Naruto. Ask him everything that he likes and doesn't like. If he answers wrong, that means he's a fake." "Wow shika. That's a pretty smart plan." Naruto said looking over at him, while crossing his arms. 'Now I know it's him. Only him, Ino and Choji call me that.'
"Alright... What's your favorite color!" Sakura asked. "It used to be orange, but that was getting really annoying and it made me even more noticeable." "Then, you can't be Naruto!" Kiba said. "That's not true. Naruto could of gotten tired of orange or he isn't Naruto, so that question is invalid." Said Shikamaru. "Ok... What's your favorite food?" Ino asked. "Ichiraku ramen." "You got lucky..." Sasuke said. "Of course I did teme." Sasuke growled under his breath. "Ok, who's your best friend?!" Kiba asked. "I don't have one." "... He can't be Naruto! He kicked down the door like it was nothing!" "Ok... Who do you ask out everyday?!" Sasuke said. "If you're talking about that annoying, billboard brow, loud, pink banshee, then you're fuckin' insane." "I knew it wasn't him!!!" Sasuke yelled. "Kiba, can you come here and smell me?" "Eww..." "Just do it! My legs are getting tired!" Kiba walked up the stairs and sniffed Naruto. "He sure as hell smells like him." "There! I am me! Now stop asking questions, and let me sit down!" Naruto took a single step and pushed some chakra into his shoes. He moved faster than lightning itself. He sat next to a girl named Canaan. She stared at him for about fifteen seconds until he asked if she was okay. "Hey, you okay?" She got a blush that could be a challenge for Hinata and turned away. Now that he realized it, everyone was eying him. Some guys were giving doubtful looks, and some were giving him questionable looks. Seventy percent of the girls were eying him with lusty eyes. The other thirty percent had nosebleeds. 'Kyuu... I'm scared.' 'So am I kit... So am I.' Everyone kept eying him until Iruka walked in. 'Why is it so quiet in here?' He walks up to the chalkboard and starts writing 'jutsu practice' and says "Alright class, today we are going out to the field to practice our jutsu." Silence. "You can line up!" Everyone got up at the same time, you could hear chairs clanging against the metal of the desks. Irukawas still standing at the front, wondering why everyone was quiet. Hen he noticed all of the wood on the floor. He looked around to try to find out where it came from. He looked at the door frame and saw no door. He looked down again, and he saw a door knob under his desk. "Ok, who blew the door off of the hinges?!" Naruto raised his hand. "Is that why everybody is so quiet?" Everybody nodded at once. "Well... That explains a lot. You guys can head on out. Naruto, would you please stay in here?" "Sure." Naruto walked up to the desk and asks what's up. "Well, everybody said that you broke down the door, and when you did, it hit the chalk board and cracked it." Iruka said pointing his thumb at the chalkboard behind him. "So either, you found out about 'it' or you found about 'him'." "Actually, I found out about 'it' and 'him'. And 'it' is actually a 'she'." "Wait... How did you figure out?!" "You know the night I was almost killed?" "Yeah." "That's the night I met her. And she told me about my heritage. I was gonna chew jijis ass out later, and take what I rightfully deserve." "You aren't... 'Mad', right?" "Oh, I'm pissed!! But right now, I just want to get out there so I can train with the class, if that's OK with you?" Naruto pumps some chakra into his shoes as soon as he's walks and he appears by there back door. "Later." Once he gets outside, he sees Sasuke do his great fireball technique on choji, shikamaru use his shadow technique on Hinata, and Kiba to use fang over fang on Ino. "Three more techniques to add to my list." Suddenly, Naruto feels a powerful presence out in thee forest. He heads towards it, and sees a red, porcupine looking guy in a black trench coat trying to pull a blade in the shape of a wing with an eye near the handle out of a stone. And he's was failing. Epically. "Hey, do ya need some help?" He turns around with a jump and summons giant red shiruken. "Who are you?" "Well, I'm Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze. What's yours?" He says, leaning against a tree. "Axel. Just Axel. Nice to meet you." He says making his shiruken disappear and holding out his hand. Naruto shakes it. "So, why are you trying to get that sword out of the stone?" "Because, that's deaths sword. The strongest weapon in the galaxy." "Let me try." Axel steps back from the stone and watches as Naruto takes it out effortlessly. "HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?!?!?!!??!" "What, pull a sword out of a stone?"
"GIVE IT TO ME!!!!" "Why should I give it to you? I was the one who pulled it out." "Dammit!!!" Naruto walks over to a tree and pokes it with the sword. It slid in as it it was jello. He swings it at the tree and it gets cleanly cut. "Wow. That's badass." Naruto said. He turned around and saw Axel brooding. "Why don't you just ask me to make you one just like it?" Axel's face instantly lit up. "You can do that?!?!" "Yeah, watch... -walks over to the stone- wait. What color do you want it?" "Ummm... Dark orange and red." Naruto put his hand on the rock and made a dark orand and red sword just like his, but it wasn't the original. Naruto picks it up and throws it into the dirt right in front of Axel. "Oh, yeah. I forgot to tell you, if you can pull that sword out of the stone, you are the reincarnation of Dante, Sparta's child." "What's Sparta?"

That's all people!!! Yay... I stayed up till 1:05.