Narutos Wish

Naruto's Wish: The Mask

Disclaimer: don't own naruto, prototype, infamous, Canaan, devil may cry, or kingdom hearts.

Tendris: Hi guys! Here's the-
Alex: Give me my hoodie!!
Cole: I won't give it to you until you give me 10 bucks!!
(They run by the door)
Tendris: What's going on? (Peeks out door)
Alex: Give me my hoodie, you motherfucker!
Cole: Actually, I did have some fun with your mom last night, so I guess that does make me a motherfucker!
(Runs past the door again)
Tendris: AAAHHH!!! (Puts head back in room) WHAT THE FROG IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE???
Both:(stop) We both went through a nuclear explosion, and LIVED!!! Do ya think we might be messed up in the head from that??
Alex:(grabs his hoodie when Cole leasts expects it) YES!!! Screw you, Cole!!!
Cole: Sorry bro, but I'm not gay!!!
Alex: Good... Cause if you were, I would have to lock my windows and doors at night
Tendris:(peeks out again) Ummm... Can we get back to the story?
Both: Sure!
Tendris:(jumps like a ninja in her chair one of those really expensive ones that spin, roll, vibrate, and have a butt warmer) Lets get started!!! (Starts typing as if the world was going to end... And maybe it will)

Naruto was balancing on a pole trying to perfect his balance. He thought the conversation with the old man was kinda... Weird. Mostly because he was kind of drunk. He actually talked about scenes in make out paradise! The old man must of been pretty drunk to talk about that... I wonder if he even remembers what Naruto said... Probably not.
Naruto hopped off of his backyard tether ball pole and went inside to get ready. He figured since he was a lot bigger, he should get some new clothes. It didn't cross his mind that he could make his own clothes until kyuubi told him. 'Hey, kit?' 'Yeah?' 'You do know you can make your own clothes just by picturing them in your head. And please... Make something badass. I really hate that orange jumpsuit.' 'Its the only these villagers would sell me!!!' 'I know, I know. Just make something... Not orange, or gay.' 'Okay, okay...' Naruto lays down on his bed. He thinks of the most badass ninja comic book he's ever read... And a book named 'Darker than Black' comes to mind. He remembers what his clothes look like, and it might be a good idea to add attributes to them. He adds speed and levitation to the shoes, super strength to the gloves and all of the elements and sub-elements to them, so when he punches someone, he can shock them, or burn them. 'Thats gonna be pretty useful kit...' He decides to give the ability to morph, and move to his cloak. That way, he can have turn into an animal and have it track something down. He made all of clothes invincible, and if they ever do get harmed, they mend themselves. He made a black skin tight undershirt that showed off that six pack.....
Alex: HEY!!!
Tendris: 13 inches long... WHAT?!
Alex: Get back to work.
Tendris: Can't a girl fantasize every once and a while?!
Alex: Sure... But not when she's working.
Tendris: Fine...
'Hey, should I make that one mask he had?' 'Yeah... That thing is probably the most badass thing I've ever seen.' 'But... Purple is a girl color!!!' 'So?! Are you being SEXIST?!' 'No, no! It's just not my color... Maybe I should make the lightning bolt yellow?' 'Ugh.... Fine.' He pictures the mask, and washes all color out f it. He makes the scar like lightning bolt over the eye yellow, and the smile is black. He thinks it would be cool if he gave it an unlimited source of chakra and whenever he went swimming, the chakra made air for him inside the mask. He made the eye holes automatically slide red see-through eye covers right under the eye holes, and he could use chakra to make the mask stick to his face. (He has pants, but they don't have any special attributes) he opened his eyes and looked down at his stomach. It's hard to believe his clothes were being piled up, and he didn't feel a thing.he looked over at his alarm clock and saw he had 2 minutes to get to the academy. "SHIT!!! I've gotta get dressed!" 'I can do that kit. You just get to the academy.' Naruto ran towards his back window and saw his clothes following him from behind. He shrugged and opened his window, grabbed the ledge, and launched himself the whole 60 feet it took to get up to the roof. Without chakra!!! "Holy CRAP!!!" He fell down without a sound and landed perfectly. 'How did I do that kyuubi?' 'Most people who get a wish from the kyuubi herself usually get extra advantages.' 'Is that so?' Naruto said while hopping across roofs effortlessly as his clothes put themselves on him. 'How are you doing that?' 'When you made your wish, I had to channel my youki through your body in order to grant it, and that much youki in your body at a time made the seal weaken a lot... But I can't get out because I don't have a body to live in.' 'Oh...' 'Hurry! You only have thirty seconds!' Naruto leaped once as far as he could, and landed right in front the academy. He put his mask on and told his cloak to unbutton itself. He walked in to the main office, through hallway 3 and kicked down the door down o his classroom. The door flew past the stairs and hit the chalkboard. When it did, the door shatered into a million pieces. Everyone was looking at him like he was crazy. "Who the hell are you?!" Kinda says. "You seriously can't tell?" Kiba thought that was Naruto, but waved it off as a coincidence. "No I don't! Now... WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!" Naruto takes off his mask and everyone gasps. "Was it 'the mask'?"

That's a wrap!