funny,funny joke book

Are you bored right now? when your bored read this book,you will be bored to happy!

cutekitty038 published on April 06, 2013not completed

Random jokes

how do you make seven an even number?
take the s out!

                                                                                                               Why are ghosts bad liars?
                                                                                             Because you can see right through them
What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?
A nervus ship wrek
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Why did the boy take a pencil to bed?
                                                                                           so he could draw the curtains

Why did the kid sleep with a ruler?
To measure how long he slept!
                                                                              What kind of trick can a bunny do on a BMX bike?
                                                                                 A BUNNY HOP!
Why did the grasshopper go to the doctor?
because he felt jumpy

                                                                                        Where does a rabbit learn how to fly?
                                                                                                    in the hare force

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