funny,funny joke book

funny,funny joke book

Are you bored right now? when your bored read this book,you will be bored to happy!

published on April 06, 2013not completed

Random jokes

Random jokes how do you make seven an even number?
take the s out!


                                                                                                               Why are ghosts bad liars?
                                                                                             Because you can see right through them                         
What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?
A nervus ship wrek
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Why did the boy take a pencil to bed?
                                                                                           so he could draw the curtains


Why did the kid sleep with a ruler?
To measure how long he slept!
                                                                              What kind of trick can a bunny do on a BMX bike?
                                                                                 A BUNNY HOP!    
Why did the grasshopper go to the doctor?
because he felt jumpy

                                                                                        Where does a rabbit learn how to fly?
                                                                                                    in the hare force
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Not the kind of jokes I like, but still funny. 5 stars. I liked them! Good job!
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on May 18, 2015
I love it What is green and has wheels?
Grass
I lied about the wheels
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on February 23, 2014
oh my god! They are so cheesy
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on July 12, 2013
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on July 02, 2013
i didnt put this as my fav story and it says i did. i have a sneaking suspicion someone hacked into my account
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on April 11, 2013