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To all the accounts long since forgotten by time, I wish you all a peaceful night

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"Yes, tame a moose. Here's the story about how though. One day, I spotted a moose and pointed it out to the Canadian with me. He said he had an idea and decided it would be smart to tame and ride it. I freaked out and said we'd fail, but he told me not to worry, that he's done this many times before... We ended up jumping into a frozen river to get away from the pissed off moose."
Are we going to ignore the fact that I made this canon with North and Canada?
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on November 10, 2017
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I want to write more HetaOni chapters but I've run out of chapters that I've written before to go off of so this means
I have to
Actually rewatch
The whole
Thing
Again
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on November 10, 2017
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So what day are we going to be Emos on Ice and what time
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Can
"This is the matter of gay or death."
We
"You an ass!"
Just
"Lead the way, you imperialist pig-dogs!"
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on November 09, 2017
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Why can't we say certain words?
Why can't we have italics and bold?
Why can't we upload gifs?
Why can't we have more than one profile without going through a whole long and annoying process?
Why can't we make stories with paragraphs that aren't two sentences long?
Why can't we have a larger word limit?
Why can't we use caps all the time without being yelled at? See More
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Guys you don't understand how much I take advantage of the big W NOT HAVING ANY WORD RESTRICTIONS
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in the wise words of China
"suck ball"
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wow life is great huh
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How come every movie like Tammy or Grown Ups always makes me think of the Narnians
Like all the random shit
Everything goes wrong
Horrible but funny jokes
Ironic humour
Weird ass things happen but then it turns into something cool
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Okay so I took a shower and washed my hair and shit *cause I only do that once a week*
And I shaved and decided
Hey
Lets feel nice today
So I put on this good smelling lotion after I shaved and put on a Sakura smelling Japanese facial mask
.....
I ended up sitting on the ground for like thirty minutes with a towel wrapped around me while looking at memes because I lost track of time
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vive_la_revolution
I do that all the time
on November 09, 2017
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Weiss_Schnee
The creators?!
on November 08, 2017
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I think France blessed me to have fabulous hair
And I also think Japan blessed me to forfill his dream of being a massive weeb but whatever
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Gotta tap dat Brit whose eyebrows are lit
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We had Roma tomatoes with an Italian dish we made in foods
We also had Extra Virgin Olive Oil
With bread
I can assure you it was the most Italian thing I've ever eaten
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I haven't showered in like three days and I still smell awesome
Just ignore the scent of depression
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Ya know the reason I make North suffer so much in HetaOni is because I'm suffering right now and I want to use my emotions for something that doesn't involve breaking ten pencils from trying to draw
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I'd like it very much if today wasn't shit like yesterday
I'd like it
Very
Much
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The Narnians attacks in HetaOni are literally
North:
Protection (Jump in front of someone else's hit)
Dagger and knives (Stab the monster with any knife(knives) or dagger(daggers) in her hands)
Chill (Breaks down and fights 2 times stronger, but slowly loses HP while doing so)
South:
Gun motherfruker (Shoot the bitch till the bullets are gone) See More
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on November 08, 2017
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I like how I legit told you people how if I died nothing would change and all of you just kinda ignored it
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vive_la_revolution
Trruuuuueeee
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simple_sheep
Nah probably cause you were so serious then I was just like Nah fam and you were just like https://i.imgur.com/MHCSzuq.gif
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vive_la_revolution
Because everything I say is damn awesome?
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simple_sheep
Okay that made me snort and idk why
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vive_la_revolution
Okay.
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Gerard: Gravity, don't mean to much to me *floats in the air*
Mikey: Goddammit not again
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