simple_sheep - Page 59

England: North, you can't do whatever anyone says.
North: Okay
England: Good....wait...DAMMIT

I had a dream that I had hard core Narcolepsy but I still had Insomnia and mein Gott that was hilarious
Like
Me: Oh yeah bro...I...I just...*slams head on table*
Friend: Three....two.....one
Me: *snaps head back up* I can't sleep....anyways as I was saying I just....ju...*slams head on table again*
Friend:.........Now
Me: *looks up* Fudge.....anyways I literally just...my head hurts See More
Friend 2: Jesus Christ how are you not brain dead?

Oh, I also have a literature test tomorrow and a math test on Friday
And piano class on Saturday and I've been trying so hard to do piano stuff that I haven't been doin other shit and
OWO
I hate my life

Okay so today:
Science wasn't so bad, like it kinda sucked but not too bad
My math teacher got pissed at us because we couldn't figure out how to do those weird equations of where you do everything backwards and try to find a letter so like V=mx^2-ly find the letter X
My foods class was okay, the chick was I with made me make the muffins and she did the pancakes and I was like *maple syrup tears*
I got flustered in study hall because someone talked to me
I chocked in lunch on See More a sharpened candy cane
It was hot outside *to me at least* and we had to do shit outside
History was okay because I asked if we were ever going to get to Holy Roman Empire *a while ago I asked if we were going to get to Prussia and he was like probably not and I was sad* and he was like "Oh yeah, but that's much later" and I was like YAAAAAS
Literature, some girl lied about losing her voice and I was triggered caused I actually lost my voice the other day and she just tried to play it off like she couldn't talk EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS TALKING THE ENTIRE HOUR.
Someone ran into me when I was going to the bus, and they said sorry, and I was in a rush and couldn't say sorry back. So now I feel as though I'm a dick and I regret not saying anything

In My Candy Love you can have Dryad legs, which are deer legs. So like you're a centaur but with deer legs
And everyone else is human
...just....just imagine going to school one day and the person you're dating just walks in wITH DEER LEGS LIKE WTF

Doctor: You have the flu
North: Wow okay immune system you're a piece of shit and after all I've done for you just wow

Doctor: You have the flu
South: *cocks gun* Like hell I do

Well today started off g r e a t

My keyboard has 32 keys
A good keyboard has 88 keys
.....
I'm only missing a few

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwZj1kUNj5k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW5po_Z7YEs
My two sides
Peacefully hanging out together

I flat out curse in front of my piano teacher and he literally said one time "Hey hey calm down, we're still alive, everything's fine."
Another time I freaked out because I couldn't figure out how to bloody do a piece and he was like "It's okay breathe, breathe-"
Then we talked to my stepdad and my piano teacher was all like "We're having fun, but holy mother of God does this one have a temper"

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MY PIANO HAS "KILLING ME SOFTLY" ON IT
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/uK49u0mGhAk/maxresdefault.jpg

K so
So far
I need to remember
C scale
F scale
B flat scale
C major scale See More
F major scale
B flat major scale
Remember what keys are what letters
Learning how to read the damn notes off of the top of my head
A song called Happy Heart
and that's it

Finished homework
Now I have to work on Piano stuff
Cause I realised the hard way that you can't just breeze through it like homework
You gotta work your ass off on it
Well looks like I'm going to make my fingers bleed again

HE NEVER TAUGHT US THIS
I'M GOING THROUGH MY MATH AND HE DIDN'T TEACH US ANY OF THIS
HE TAUGHT US THE BASICS
NOT WHAT TO DO IF IT'S ALL TWISTED AND BENT

My literature teacher wants us to write a letter on a book we read this semester
I'm doing Romeo and Juliet
So I'm going to write out the letter, then tomorrow ask if we can make it as cool as possible and awesome
Then if we can
I'm going to tea-dye a blank paper *no lines, no holes*, tear the edges a bit, then write out the letter with my calligraphy pen in cursive and make it look fancy af
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The worst part about being in fandoms is that no matter WHAT YOU DO
EVERYONE WILL THINK YOU'RE TRYING TO MOCK A CHARACTER

I'm sad now I ate all the pasta

When I get triggered the creative, salty, and weird part of me comes out
"A FUKIN WASTED TOSSER"
"A FUKING BANANA CAN SPELL BETTER"
"IF YOU SHOVE CHOP STICKS IN A FUKING COCONUT AND PUT IT IN A FUKING COMPUTER KEYBOARD IT CAN SPELL BETTER"
"THIS FUKING NUT BURGER"
"THIS FUKING DICK SUCKING, ASSBLASTING, OVEN FACE, CHICKEN LEGGED, COCKROACH INFESTED, WORTHLESS, PATHETIC, FUKING DUMB LITTLE HOPELESS BOZO, THIS GODDAMN BRAINLESS POSER"

I deep cleaned my ferrets cage to stall
So hi
I hate my life
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