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SOMEONE STOP ME
I'M STARTING TO
I'M STARTING
TO FALL
FOR KLAUS BEILSCHMIDT
I'M OBSESSED ENOUGH OVER THE 1P
I DON'T WANNA ADD THE 2P

Tax money goes to Santa to make toys for Christmas

I saw this guy, Wolfgang, brushing his fingers through this girls hair. Like he was being so gentle, and like pushing her hair behind her ears, and stroking it, putting it in buns and letting them fall, braiding then pulling apart. And the whole time he was very gentle, and causious
And I brushed my fingers through my hair
And now I want to grow my hair out again

You ever just RP
And it's so beautiful
That it makes you want to cry

The sun will come out
Tomorrow!
....
.......
not in the midwest

I probably did the greatest thing a few moments ago
I was watching a short clip of Fullmetal Alchemist and Al said "We're not giving up!....I'm trying to save your life, asshole!" and I was like "Boi, doesn't that sound like Sealand?" I listened again, and I was like "Dude that's Sealand"
So I looked up the voice actor *English* and there were two
So I looked at the first dude and I was like, nah it ain't him
Then I looked at the chick, AND
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood – See More Alphonse Elric
Fullmetal Alchemist: The Sacred Star of Milos – Alphonse Elric
Hetalia: Axis Powers – Sealand
I WAS FUC KING RIGHT
WHO IS THE WEEB THAT CAN CALL OUT HETALIA VOICE ACTORS IN OTHER ANIME'S?!
THIS BITCH

.....
let's never talk about my performance ever
ever

My piano shit is today
Wish me luck

Best part about me:
I can make characters out of thin air, in less than a second, have their full body design, clothes, how they act, and have a bit of their backstory
In under a second

https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maoitfg4G41qh1n97o1_1280.gif
I
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FU CKING
https://orig00.deviantart.net/542b/f/2013/195/6/8/prumanokiss_by_sabakunojackce-d6dfd9k.png
LOVE
https://scontent-sea1-1.cdninstagram.com/vp/94cd92eb20da05194c3f422f7ebe0102/5B2058F9/t51.2885-15/s480x480/e35/c0.57.720.720/27878454_2012678392338411_6597020640820068352_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTcxMTM4NDYxOTEyNjIyNDc5MQ%3D%3D.2.c See More
THIS
https://pa1.narvii.com/6359/0c48868c16a05d08cb29bf6565ae0a4ed9e94069_hq.gif
MOTHER
https://orig00.deviantart.net/e3c3/f/2014/285/8/b/you_re_precious___parents_prumanoxson_male_reader__by_nekoyaoiboy-d82lpdv.jpg
F UC KING
https://orig00.deviantart.net/6561/f/2015/246/f/8/god_i_love_prumano_by_daydreamer5656-d988chg.png
SHIP
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/51/b3/d3/51b3d300258673430ce4000304bb3ab0.png
WITH
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-2SaRXh7taSc/VD8I_xl9YzI/AAAAAAAAAKI/EivpLrxr4fg/w500-h242/Gilbert%2BAnd%2BRomano%2B44.gif
EVERY
https://orig00.deviantart.net/9023/f/2013/027/e/d/prumano_collage_by_zinxeon-d5syfru.jpg
FU CKING
https://pa1.narvii.com/6359/14aa198e20519074284a2e020d03fa4bf7c2733d_hq.gif
ATOM
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/f3/6c/ac/f36cac1e404281640d202174cd7b2b70--hetalia-anime-prussia.jpg
IN
https://78.media.tumblr.com/6c384d3c77dbdb2c8ee4fd641f190937/tumblr_inline_mzdux9U6yq1rfakzz.jpg
MY
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/vp/219d4d34c6908b006f3ee7389167dd68/5B320996/t51.2885-15/e35/28428405_203719606883033_7282661231314337792_n.jpg
FU CKING
http://pm1.narvii.com/6563/413be77417b706c51c6c407feb4c6c1de49fdc9e_hq.jpg
B O D Y
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/93/1b/df/931bdfd2f808f1b24d32f039909b5e87.jpg

Hey fuc kers who kill animals for sport:
https://vimeo.com/65255634
Chew on this

I'm in the mood for an RP

So my brother reluctantly went into the basement, and the door slammed on him. Lavender kinda was like "F CUKIng ShIT ....oh by the way, the paper that was ripped out was London Bridge is Falling Down." So then my brother was like "WHAT THE FU-" but then the torch went out, and a girl screamed. So my brother ripped out another torch, and the girl hissed. Lavender threw torches on the ground, and they hopped around on them, staying in the light. Sloshing footsteps with a hissing See More sound went around them, circling. Suddenly, they heard footsteps that were softer, padded. The girl would go off, and try and find the other person. My brother and Lavender took the chance, and bolted into the darkness, then threw a torch on the ground when the girl would let out a screech. For some reason, she would always stay away from Lavender, like she would run up, and be cased out by the light...but she was always aiming for my brother, and not him.
Lavender has a bow and arrow for a weapon, my brother has a weaker bow *he's an elf*
Out of no where, the padded footsteps stopped, and a random voice echoed around instead. Finally, my brother and Lavender made it to the corner, and found Kistun literally at like, one health because the girl fu cked him up that bad. He was using all the strength he had left to try and help them because Lavender. Farmer Joe was next to him, bleeding out. Joe spat out the lavender, and held it up. "She hates lavender" Click. My brother used his little amount of arrows to try and shoot the girl...he rolled a 1 and he tripped over his shoelaces....he doesn't wear shoes. Lavender, in return for the 6 he rolled and the FU CKING 19 THE GIRL ROLLED he was stabbed in the chest, and fell on the ground. He gave the small amount of lavender he collected, and his bow and arrows...he also threatened to slit his throat if my brother failed.
So my brother fought the bitch with lavender and arrows and stuff and when he won the place started burning down. So Kitsun was able to get up and drag Lavender out of there, and my brother tried to save Joe...but he just smiled and said it was his time anyways. They all ran out and the place burned again, the girl screaming.
My brother picked up Joe's hat, and made a little grave and set the hat on top of it.
You want to know the best part about this whole thing?
I BULLSHITED THE ENTIRE THING
I HAD NO IDEA WHAT I WAS DOING
I WAS JUST ROLLING WITH IT
AND IT BECAME THIS

I remember one time I was a DM for my brother and my characters *Kistun and somewhat Lavender* were his accomplices
So there was a missing persons case and it was a little girl, so my brother went all over trying to find the girl. Someone said that maybe Farmer Joe knows where she is, he did adopt her after all. So my brother went to the bartender and asked and blah blah blah. Once my brother got to Farmer Joe, he found that the entire farm was a lavender farm. His house was smack See More in the middle.
*Lavender said "Well that's fuc king ironic" and snatched a pile of lavender*
We all went to his house and knocked on the door, and Joe answered. He was chewing lavender. He allowed them in, and refused to tell anything other than "I adopted her yes, this is her room." So we all stayed in her room, and my brother and Lavender looked around the room for anything that could tell them something. Kitsun was passed out because he drank too much Sake. Lavender found an old poem book, but a page was ripped out. Luckily, he was a book nerd and knew exactly what page it was...but refused to tell my brother because he's a salty bitch
So the next day Joe told them about a house that the girl used to live in, and that it burned out. Lavender gasped, remembering the book. Joe agreed to take them out to the house, it took almost a whole day. By the time they got there it was already night. Kitsun had torches in his Bag of Holding due to someone giving them all to him...okay it was my DM.
So they looked around the burned house, the top floor was completely gone due to the fire. Kistun went off to search around the first floor, my brother went around the other side of the house, and Lavender the top floor. Suddenly, Kitsun screamed bloody murder, and the two came running to him. Something was grabbing onto Kitsun's tail, pulling him to a cellar. Lavender *his fuc king boyfriend because I'm gay af and literally Lavender and Kitsun give me FU CKING LIFE THEY ARE SO BLOODY CUTE OMFA I LOVE THEM SO MCUB RLGBERIDGJS*
Of course, Kitsun was throw into the cellar, and he was gone. My brother kinda looked at me like "Holy fu cking shit" because out of all of them, Kistun might be a childish, joking, girly fox person...but my god he was better than them when it came to some things. Like he could sorta summon ravens, he had miss-leading step sounds, he could change his voice, he could see magic, he had a bloody family sword that designated shit, and compared to my brother I was a god. Lavender was a healer, like he was a one hit dead person. Then they went to check on Farmer Joe, and he was gone too...they found his hat by the cellar/basement door.

Weird things I talk to:
Myself *all this is about talking to myself so..*
My shadow *rare, only when I'm outside and alone for some time*
My reflection/mirrors *only when I'm in the restroom*
Sometimes I stare off at whatever like I'm talking to a real person and I start talking *this is the one I do most because I'm usually in my room*
Random people in my head *like I'll start talking in my head and random voices reply. Like different accents, male or female, ext. Usually it's See More an American chick, other times when I'm concentrating it's a British male, when I want something like food or sleep it's a high pitched voice, ext.*
Now that I typed this I feel like I'm weird
Oh well

I've practiced for so long that my fingers, back, shoulders, neck, and arms are aching like all hell
I still can't do a single part perfectly
I've been practicing the same song for the past like, two hours
Straight
I still have the other song
MmMMMMMMMM this is wonderful