simple_sheep - Page 38

Someone is finally Rping with me
And honestly I think it's kinda sad about how I don't really care about how she's being an Oc

South: Have you seen my hat?
North: I haven't seen anything all day, I've been enjoying my splendid isolation
South: Would you like a friend?
North:.....yes please
South: *hits her in the back of the head with a cookie sheet* bitch u thot

I'm queer and I'm here
Not willingly
But I'm here

Okay but 2p France having brown hair is my aesthetic
But 2p France having dirty blond hair is also my aesthetic
......
w h y

Your words can't hurt me these shades are regular glasses but I've already heard your insults before so stop trying to insult me because half the shit you say is shit I tell myself all the time so shut up and leave me alone so I can eat my cough drops in peace

I joined a random Rp website and I already got 20 page views and someone requested to be my friend
*sips tea*
End me

I had a dream and it was the Noognians in HetaOni but they were by themselves because they didn't go with the others when they went, but they decided to go by themselves a long time later and just....
North: I love this place! So much aesthetics~
South: It's nothing special....just a stupid house
East: I got dragged along....three house....up hills and through the woods....._for this_?
West: WOOOW It's so cool! Can we go inside now!?

North: Um...guys...there's a contract here See More with the Axis and Allies names on it
South: Huh, guess they really did bond here
East: Oh yeah, you know. Bleeding out over here. I'm perfectly fine let me just walk it off...oh look at that my leg what's bleeding hmmm
West: There's fairies in the fireplace!

South: Guess who got reception bitch

East: THERE'S A PIANO!??! ahem....I mean this place just got a little better
South: It's a fuc king piano shut up

North: HEY! We're up here! Ciao!
Italy: What the FU CK are you doing in there!?
North: Honest mistake, we didn't think this would happen
Italy: Who thought it was a good idea to come here!?
North: Me, West a little bit
Italy: You're a fuc king disappointment and no one loves you
North: Noted, now get us out of here

South: I'm dying, drag me to the kitchen
West: Why!?
South: I at least want to die surrounded by things I love
West: What about us!?
South: Did I fuc king stutter

East: I've died how many times?
North: I don't know, about sixty eight
East:......can I die one more time

I'm supposed to do Behind the Wheel today but I'm sick af and don't wanna do it

People who are logged off are just going to come back and see a Pennywise vs Waluigi war

I've lost my will to live
Not that I had one in the first place

I want to make a joke page that's just like
*cringe emojis* AAWwWH gWAAAWd DADDDY PENnnYYY hhUUUuuuuuuUUUU
Because I watched a video and thought "that couldn't of happened right?" and I'm looking through Tumblr images and just......
what the fuc k is wrong with this generation