simple_sheep - Page 38

I had a dream and it was the Noognians in HetaOni but they were by themselves because they didn't go with the others when they went, but they decided to go by themselves a long time later and just....
North: I love this place! So much aesthetics~
South: It's nothing special....just a stupid house
East: I got dragged along....three house....up hills and through the woods....._for this_?
West: WOOOW It's so cool! Can we go inside now!?

North: Um...guys...there's a contract here See More with the Axis and Allies names on it
South: Huh, guess they really did bond here
East: Oh yeah, you know. Bleeding out over here. I'm perfectly fine let me just walk it off...oh look at that my leg what's bleeding hmmm
West: There's fairies in the fireplace!

South: Guess who got reception bitch

East: THERE'S A PIANO!??! ahem....I mean this place just got a little better
South: It's a fuc king piano shut up

North: HEY! We're up here! Ciao!
Italy: What the FU CK are you doing in there!?
North: Honest mistake, we didn't think this would happen
Italy: Who thought it was a good idea to come here!?
North: Me, West a little bit
Italy: You're a fuc king disappointment and no one loves you
North: Noted, now get us out of here

South: I'm dying, drag me to the kitchen
West: Why!?
South: I at least want to die surrounded by things I love
West: What about us!?
South: Did I fuc king stutter

East: I've died how many times?
North: I don't know, about sixty eight
East:......can I die one more time

I'm supposed to do Behind the Wheel today but I'm sick af and don't wanna do it

People who are logged off are just going to come back and see a Pennywise vs Waluigi war

I've lost my will to live
Not that I had one in the first place

I want to make a joke page that's just like
*cringe emojis* AAWwWH gWAAAWd DADDDY PENnnYYY hhUUUuuuuuuUUUU
Because I watched a video and thought "that couldn't of happened right?" and I'm looking through Tumblr images and just......
what the fuc k is wrong with this generation

I made a picture of East dressed as an Easter bunny and he had a sign on his back that said "Happy EASTer <3 "

Guess the Axis 2p:
"I WILL MURDER EVERYONE YOU LOVE AND-....oh hi"
"It's naked Tuesday, stop screaming"
"Hᶒntai renti will you be my Senpai?"
"Your words can't hurt me these shades are Gucci"
"I hate kids, I love tequila."
"....." http://www.abc.es/media/MM/2016/01/05/lagrimas-obama_xoptimizadax--1348x900.jpg

Whenever I sing along to Unraveled I get super into it and super emotional

My life in a nutshell:
Hetalia
Memes
Bread
Art
2p Hetalia
P r u s s i a

Okay I seriously don't know which 2p Prussia to love
Do I love the red eyed one that has a sharp attitude, hits people a lot, snarky comments all the time, and a sarcastic asshole
Or do I love the blue eyed gentle and sweet one, plays video games, gets upset easy, and is a depressed bean
....
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http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/bth.gif