I feel like eating a Sundrop and a Moondrop at the same time is equivalent to crushing Nyquil and Dayquil up and snorting it
on February 24, 2022
What I look for in a boyfriend:
Sweet
Energetic
Cares about my wellbeing
Enjoys art
Has celestial vibes
10 feet tall See More
Has two different sides depending on the lighting
It's Sun and Moon
I want to be crushed by Sun and Moon
Sweet
Energetic
Cares about my wellbeing
Enjoys art
Has celestial vibes
10 feet tall See More
Has two different sides depending on the lighting
It's Sun and Moon
I want to be crushed by Sun and Moon
on February 24, 2022
If I had shape shifting abilities I'd either slightly change my appearance every single day and tell people they're crazy if they notice a difference or I'd shape shift into a wax statue and fuk with people in a wax museum or become a 10 foot tall scrunkly animatronic that does very intense yoga
Goddamn me too dude me too
Life would be so much better if you could just "Tits be gone" and go on with ur day sob sob
Life would be so much better if you could just "Tits be gone" and go on with ur day sob sob
on February 23, 2022
on February 23, 2022
No background noise is better than 2012 Mark playing SCP and having the worst audio quality known to man where he sounds like he's in a microwave
on February 19, 2022
I'm looking back at the first characters I simped for compared to the characters I simp for now and like...
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/BrWEUHcRDkg/maxresdefault.jpg
https://preview.redd.it/8nbo3nuag0b81.png?width=1923&format=png&auto=webp&s=068df453524ac368650963b451f3bfda49081c0f
I'm seeing some horrifying comparisons
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/BrWEUHcRDkg/maxresdefault.jpg
https://preview.redd.it/8nbo3nuag0b81.png?width=1923&format=png&auto=webp&s=068df453524ac368650963b451f3bfda49081c0f
I'm seeing some horrifying comparisons
on February 16, 2022
on February 16, 2022
on February 16, 2022
Y'all got a lil...
SUS in here eyebrow raise eyebrow raise
SUS in here eyebrow raise eyebrow raise
on February 16, 2022
on February 16, 2022
Debating on using one of the o l d ass pictures I took on here and comparing it to my sexy ass now tbh like I look back at a couple of these and it's like oooooo baby honey noooo yikes babe ooh no oh NO NOT THE HAIR FLIP NOOOOOOO
on February 16, 2022
on February 16, 2022
If it takes you more than an hour to see this you owe me a toe suck
on February 13, 2022
Y'all ever use bluetooth and feel like a medieval peasant seeing a loaf of bread free from flies for the first time in your life?
on February 13, 2022
ey yo lil mama lemme whisper in ya ear *✧･ﾟ:* *:･ﾟbig tibby gofh gf mommy miolkrels*✧･ﾟ:* *:･ﾟ
on February 11, 2022
I can be your catboi ;) *pukes on your carpet and wakes you up at 3am by screeching*
on February 11, 2022
13 year old me: lmao there's only 2 genders if I ever say something like I'm voidgender fuking kill me on the spot lmaooo
Me now: hey wanna hear a joke? *steals confettigender and puts it with the other twenty* :)
Me now: hey wanna hear a joke? *steals confettigender and puts it with the other twenty* :)
on February 11, 2022
13 year old me: You constantly act like you're BETTER than me AT EVERYTHING
A nearly 20 year old me: Because I AM better than you
13 year old me: THEN W H Y DO YOU STILL S I M P OVER FICTIONAL CHARACTERS
A nearly 20 year old me: ??? ...
A nearly 20 year old me: Because I AM better than you
13 year old me: THEN W H Y DO YOU STILL S I M P OVER FICTIONAL CHARACTERS
A nearly 20 year old me: ??? ...
on February 11, 2022
Okay okay hear me out......What if
I laY ON THE FLOOR
AND OPEN MY MOuth
I laY ON THE FLOOR
AND OPEN MY MOuth
on February 10, 2022
Bitch is dumb as fuk and I'm bitch
I was making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for the nurses cause they get them every day as a like "hey you were here for 12 hours, please eat something" and I stopped midway and looked up horrified and my coworker was like "What? What's wrong?"
And I was like
"I didn't change my gloves when I touched the sandwiches what if someone has an allergic reaction because I touched the sandwiches with peanut butter on my hands"
And she fukin gave See More me the saddest smile I've ever seen because I'm so fuking D U M B
I was making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for the nurses cause they get them every day as a like "hey you were here for 12 hours, please eat something" and I stopped midway and looked up horrified and my coworker was like "What? What's wrong?"
And I was like
"I didn't change my gloves when I touched the sandwiches what if someone has an allergic reaction because I touched the sandwiches with peanut butter on my hands"
And she fukin gave See More me the saddest smile I've ever seen because I'm so fuking D U M B
on February 09, 2022
Imagine getting vibe checked by a furry so hard you fuking d i e
No I will not be adding context
No I will not be adding context
on February 09, 2022
Seven foot RATS RATS along his RATS when he calls your RATS it all RATS to RATS when he RATS your RATS he feasts on your RATS
on February 09, 2022
Number 15
Burger cheese foot water
The last thing you want in your foot water is foot water, but foot water may be exactly what you're foot water
Burger cheese foot water
The last thing you want in your foot water is foot water, but foot water may be exactly what you're foot water
on February 09, 2022