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HOLY SHIT I'M THE THIRD ESPADA OF THE DAY

My inspirational speech on December 1, 2016
Northern_Narnia BE A MAN
YOU CAN FU CKING DO IT
PLAY THAT INSTRUMENT LIKE IT'S YOUR BITCH! PLAY LIKE A BITCH! BE A BITCH! IF SOMEONE IN THE CROWD ISN'T LISTENING, ON THEIR PHONE, WHISPERING, EXT CHUCK A MOTHERFU CKING CHAIR AT THEIR FACE BECAUSE FU CK THEM THEY SHOULD LISTENING TO YOUR AWESOME CONCERT SHIT AND THEIR BEING IGNORANT BITCHES! MOTHERFU CKERS DON'T KNOW WHAT THEIR MISSING IF THEY'RE BEING IDIOTIC ASSHOLES. YOU CAN MOTHERFU See More CKING PLAY THAT MOTHERFU CKING INSTRUMENT EVEN IF IT'S THE LAST MOTHERFU CKING THING YOU DO! IF NO ONE LISTENS MAKE THEM SUCK YOUR GOD DAMMED DICK! IT DOESN'T FU CKING MATTER IF YOU HAVE A DICK OR NOT MAKE THEM SUCK A STRAP ON OR SOMETHING
YOU CAN MOTHERFU CKING DO IT

Someone end me for making that joke

Forgive me Father for I have sinned
and
Sorry daddy I've been bad
Technically have the same meaning

This is a conversation between Gilbird and yourself, England's Eyebrows.
Gilbird: "Woah! Caterpillars!"
England's Eyebrows: "Whoa! Dinner!"
You've left the conversation.

This is a conversation between My mom just made a swear jar and I feel threatened and yourself, England's Eyebrows.
My mom just made a swear jar and I feel threatened: *touch*
England's Eyebrows: *mOAN*
You've left the conversation.

This is a conversation between My mom just made a swear jar and I feel threatened and yourself, Canada's Curl.
My mom just made a swear jar and I feel threatened: *pull*
Canada's Curl: *mOAN*
You've left the conversation.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/a4/ce/e3/a4cee3fff757384416267f6f7c26ee18.gif
Beautiful

I either want to:
Rp
Draw
Write
Watch HetaOni again
Someone help me decide

I'm positive that everyone reads my shit in the news feed and they can tell it's me just by looking at the profile picture because I'm the only person with Italy's face
So the moment I change my profile picture I'm sure there's gonna be that one person that's like "wait wot"

3+ and I shall answer
ABOUT YOU...________________________
Name: I'd prefer not because my name is shit so I like to go by Alex/Alexandria because at least that name you can't tell if it's a boy or girl. My regular name you hear it and it's like "Girl" and I'm just there like....no...
Age: 15
Sexuality: Pansexual af
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FAVORITE THINGS See More
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? Favorite Color: Vantablack, and orchid blue
? Favorite Singer:....too many
? Favorite Song: .....too many
? Favorite Actor/Actress: Johnny Depp
? Favorite Film: Boondock Saints or Labyrinth
? Favorite TV Show: HETALIA
?Favorite Food: Bread
? Favorite Word: HETALIA
? Favorite Drink: Wine (yeah I drink)/sparkling juice
_________________________
THIS OR THAT
_________________________
Pepsi Or Coke?: Both
School Or Bed?: BED
Single Or Taken?: Single
Kim Kardashian Or Paris Hilton?: Who?...Paris I guess?
Hugs Or Kisses?: Hugs
Naughty Or Nice?: Depends ;0
Money Or World Peace?: World peace shall NEVER be achieved, the world is too selfish, cruel, and cold. So money
Mint Breath Or Morning Breath?: Mint breath
1984 Ghostbusters or 2016 Ghostbusters: 1984
Crazy Or Quiet?: Depends
Miley Cyrus Or Taylor Swift?: Taylor because of her song Safe and Sound, fruk everything else
______________
HAVE YOU EVER...
_________________________
Have You Ever Smoked?: A Pocky stick before..tasted like a burnt biscuit
Have You Ever Cried Yourself To Sleep?: Nah
Have You Ever Snuck Out?: Yeah
Have You Ever Ate Mouldy Bread?: With the amount of bread I eat I'm sure I have
Have You Ever Been Bullied?: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yeah
Have You Ever Wanted To Kill Someone?: Yup
Have You Ever Had Food Poisoning?: Once....*shutters*
Have You Ever Drank Spoiled Milk?: At school before....
Have You Ever Killed Someone?: In my stories
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DO YOU...
_________________________
Do You Smoke?: Nah
Do You Love Your Parents?: My mom, yeah, fruk my dad
Do You Wear Moccasins In Public?: I mean I don't care, sure why not?
Do You Have Style?: Nah my style is basically anything and everything
Do You Have A Crush?: Oui
Do You Hate Life?: Depends
Do You Love Life?: Depends
Do You Drive?: Yeah
Do You Murder People?: Nah
Do You Like Pizza?: Nooo I totally dooon't
_________________________
YOU CAN COPY

3+ and I shall answer
ABOUT YOU...________________________
Name:
Age:
Sexuality:
_________________________
FAVORITE THINGS See More
_________________________
? Favorite Color:
? Favorite Singer:
? Favorite Song:
? Favorite Actor/Actress:
? Favorite Film:
? Favorite TV Show:
?Favorite Food:
? Favorite Word:
? Favorite Drink:
_________________________
THIS OR THAT
_________________________
Pepsi Or Coke?:
School Or Bed?:
Single Or Taken?:
Kim Kardashian Or Paris Hilton?:
Hugs Or Kisses?:
Naughty Or Nice?:
Money Or World Peace?:
Mint Breath Or Morning Breath?:
1984 Ghostbusters or 2016 Ghostbusters:
Crazy Or Quiet?:
Miley Cyrus Or Taylor Swift?:
______________
HAVE YOU EVER...
_________________________
Have You Ever Smoked?:
Have You Ever Cried Yourself To Sleep?:
Have You Ever Snuck Out?:
Have You Ever Ate Mouldy Bread?:
Have You Ever Been Bullied?:
Have You Ever Wanted To Kill Someone?:
Have You Ever Had Food Poisoning?:
Have You Ever Drank Spoiled Milk?:
Have You Ever Killed Someone?:
_________________________
DO YOU...
_________________________
Do You Smoke?
Do You Love Your Parents?:
Do You Wear Moccasins In Public?:
Do You Have Style?:
Do You Have A Crush?:
Do You Hate Life?:
Do You Love Life?:
Do You Drive?:
Do You Murder People?:
Do You Like Pizza?:
_________________________
YOU CAN COPY
MCSTOLEN

South once caught North snorting glitter

I'm going to type a sentence using my top bar that offers words

I'm going to be like a Prussia cause I can be a call me that Prussia cause I was too well North in the right next to be like a eh me that potato

North I freaking snorted at this video
https://youtu.be/csPM4tNZzkU

I'd be the most rude person in Korea
You're not supposed to eat until the eldest one does
You're not supposed to finish eating until the eldest one does
You can't rub your nose at the table
I'm fruked

Headcanon:
North and South Korea had a contest to see who can eat the most spicy food without tapping out
With South Korea being able to handle spicy food for longer
North is a mega bitch that hates losing
South laughed as the both of them ended up dying

rEGRET
SO MUCH REGRET
IT BURNS
IT TASTES SO GOOD
BUT R E G R E T

I'm gonna open my Devil Chips and burn my face off now