Pun-tastic Quiz (1)

Pun-tastic Quiz (1)

Get ready to laugh out loud with this pun-tastic quiz! Test your knowledge of wordplay and see how many puns you can crack.

published on January 24
1/10

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Because he scared away all the crows.
Because he had straw-mendous dance moves.
Because he was always hanging around.
2/10

What do you call a fake noodle?

What do you call a fake noodle?
An impostapasta.
A phony macaroni.
An impasta.
A spaghetto.
3/10

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because its pedals were tired.
Because it couldn't handle the pressure.
Because it had a flat tire.
Because it was two-tired.
4/10

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
A toothless grizzly.
A bear-y sad situation.
5/10

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they are too small to be reliable.
Because they often split up.
Because they make up everything!
Because they have too many negative charges.
6/10

What do you call a fish wearing a crown?

What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
A king fish.
A majestic fish.
King Neptune.
A sushi chef.
7/10

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it was embarrassed.
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Because it saw the sun-dried.
Because it was ripe.
8/10

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Ouch, that's grape!
I'm raisin' the alarm.
I need some grape support.
9/10

How do you organize a space party?

How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
You call NASA.
You set up a milky way.
10/10

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

Why don't skeletons fight each other?
Because they're too weak.
Because they don't have the guts.
Because they're all bone and no brawn.
Because they can't stand each other.