Pun-tastic Quiz

Pun-tastic Quiz

Test your pun skills with these hilarious wordplay questions! See if you can answer all 10 questions correctly

published on November 18, 2023
1/10

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because it knew how to scare away crows.
Because it was outstanding in its field.
Because it had a straw-king personality.
Because it had a great sense of humor.
2/10

What do you call a fish wearing a crown?

What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
A fin-tastic ruler.
A king-fish.
A majestic guppy.
A king neptune.
3/10

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they are too small to be seen.
Because they have too many electrons.
Because they make up everything.
Because they are constantly changing.
4/10

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
A toothless grizzly.
A bite-less bear.
A dental-challenged bruin.
5/10

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it was ripe.
Because it was blushing.
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Because it was embarrassed.
6/10

What do you call a magic dog?

What do you call a magic dog?
A barktor.
A labracadabrador.
A wizard woofer.
A hocus-pupcus.
7/10

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because its tires were flat.
Because it was two-tired.
Because it was too heavy.
Because gravity got the best of it.
8/10

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Ouch!
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
I'm squished.
Not again!
9/10

Why did the math book look sad?

Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many pages.
Because it was too complicated.
Because it had too many problems.
Because it couldn't solve itself.
10/10

What time do ducks wake up?

What time do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
At sunrise.
At 7 am.
When the alarm clock rings.