1/7
Who has it does not tell about it. He who takes it does not know about it. He who knows about it does not want it. What am I?
2/7
You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana. Who is the smartest animal?
3/7
What's your name?
4/7
There was a circle house. In it lived a man, a woman, a maid, and a butler. One night the man and the woman left the house to go see a movie. They left the maid and the butler behind to clean and watch the house. During the time the man and the woman were gone, a very fancy and expensive vase was stolen. It could have only been the maid or the butler. The police came to ask them questions. The maid told them: "I was sweeping the whole time." The butler said: "I was just sitting in the corner, reading a book." Who was lying?
5/7
A man is walking through the park one day and sees a group of four boys standing in a circle. A smaller boy is holding a large stick and hands it to a larger boy saying "I couldn't do it, your turn." The larger boy swings the stick twice and the other two boys go to the ground. The smaller boy says "I'll get 'em next time." The man walks away smiling. What just happened?
6/7
I am as light as a feather but even the strongest man can not hold me longer than a minute. What am I?
7/7
What are two things can you never eat before breakfast?
Hint: 2 choices
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published on December 14, 2013