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What are two things can you never eat before breakfast?
Hint: 2 choices
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A man is walking through the park one day and sees a group of four boys standing in a circle. A smaller boy is holding a large stick and hands it to a larger boy saying "I couldn't do it, your turn." The larger boy swings the stick twice and the other two boys go to the ground. The smaller boy says "I'll get 'em next time." The man walks away smiling. What just happened?
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You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana. Who is the smartest animal?
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I am as light as a feather but even the strongest man can not hold me longer than a minute. What am I?
5/7
What's your name?
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Who has it does not tell about it. He who takes it does not know about it. He who knows about it does not want it. What am I?