schwarzerTod - Page 4

I have such ocd I can't help but keep my following and followers even. Also. Hugs anybody? *puts arms out for hugs*

A sister comes to her brother and asks him to hear a confession.
"Today Father Goodwin told me I had the gates of Heaven between my legs, and that he had the Key to Heaven. Then opened my gates with his key."
"That bastard!" I say "He told me it was Gabriel's trumpet, and I've been blowing it."

Muse: GET OUT ISSAC!! !! *loud slap*
Me: and that's how I got this facial scar print. Good times... Good times...

A nun wanted to enter a racehorse into a race, but then she realized that they cost way too much money, so instead, she bought a donkey.
The next day, she enters it into a contest, and it comes in third.
The headlines read, ''Nun's Ass Chokes.''
The next day, she entered it in another competition and this time it came in first.
The headlines were, ''Nun's Ass Wins Grand Prize.''
The following day, the owner scratched the donkey from the race.
The headlines read, ''Booker Scratches See More Nun's Ass.''
And on the next day, the nun sold the donkey for a really cheap price.
The headlines were ''Nun Sells Her Ass for $5.''

When in doubt... Stomp it out!

Talk about this website being boring.

Hello guys and gals. My names Issac Newman.

It seems I have been banned from qoute-v but I'm upset because it was the only way I could talk to my friends that moved from my place in Germany. One is my girlfriend. I think she was banned too. (reverse doll) love, if you see this. Message me OK? I wish I asked for your email but I did not expect this. You know? This is really sh*t cause I can't see you nor speak. I wish I could head back in time.

This is my personal favorite: 'You can't control fate. When it's your time, you've got to go.' Yeah, well what if it's the bitch sitting next to me's time? I've got to leave because this heifer's number is up?

If anyone sees this. Who ever has a working quote v. If you can find These people but you can't for reverse doll. Her account has been banned too I believe for I could not find her. If you have one fine these people and tell them to join and find me. Please. I beg of you guys. Welcometozuan, PopLock123, FinaViolet they are on qoute v

Nah. I must say quote-v is much better. But I was banned for this profile picture. I really don't think there's much wrong with it. I'm just hoping its a glitch cause I was not reported once.