Are you sarcastic? If so, how much?

No I'm not sarcastic at all -_-
I'm salty

Oh, I'm TOTALLY not sarcastic! Definitely a zero out of ten, because I'm NOT sarcastic! NOPE NOT ME, definitely! (Cough, 7/10, I use sarcasm for jokes a lot, cough).

I'm not really sure

6 1/2 out of 10